United States of Canada and Jesusland
Jesusland Highway Sign
Red All Over
Jesusland also, coincidently, consists almost entirely of all the land where slavery used to be legal back in the 1800s.
Residents of Jesusland who voted against Bush often find themselves persecuted for supporting, in the words of their oppressors, "Godless, amoral, fag-loving baby-killers" once they say anything negative about him.
2. A very stupid Internet meme that's only going to ensure that the Democrats lose the midterm elections in 2006, and that the next Democratic Presidential candidate pulls numbers of 20-30% in the South and midwest next time. Mainly spread by whiny bitchy Northeastern and Californian elitist jackasses who'd rather feel morally superior than actually DO ANYTHING to break the Republican stranglehold on US politics.
2. The Southern States, in the United States, who know how to correctly vote for someone.