According to Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update team (Jimmy Fallon and Tiny Fay), "jesus horses" are defined in the following excerpt: "A Supreme Court in Geaorgia ruled that high school biology teachers were permitted to continue using the term 'evolution' when teaching their classes. However as a compromise, they must now refer to dinosaurs as 'jesus horses'."
by duckhunter24 August 16, 2004
A dinosaur. The term is used sarcastically to mock young earth creationists and their ludicrous assertion that dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
by Lightning Princess March 21, 2004
A Jesushead's dinosaur since they actually think dinosaurs existed in Jesus' time despite mountains of evidence and fossil records to the contrary. These young earth creationists also think God created the universe 6000 years ago and put Man and Jesus Horses on the Earth to coexist
non-jesushead: Yo let's go hit up the Raptors game
jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?
non-jesushead: I hate you
jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?
non-jesushead: I hate you
by alvinsanity May 22, 2006
noun; commonly referred to as "Jesus Horses" by the duo Armstrong and Getty @AandGShow
noun; anything large and fun to ride that terrifies others, such as an SUV
noun; dinosaur
noun; anything large and fun to ride that terrifies others, such as an SUV
noun; dinosaur
"Did you see that Jesus Horse, it was huge!"
"That's like saying Jesus Horses don't exist... what else can't we teach!"
"That's like saying Jesus Horses don't exist... what else can't we teach!"
by echodanny March 27, 2012
the compromise for someone who doesn't believe in evolution; if the person who doesn't believe in evolution believes in evolution, the other kids who do must call dinosaurs jesus horses
tommy: stephen, if you start to believe in evolution, we will compromise; we will start calling dinosaurs jesus horses.
by stephen hart May 3, 2008