(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself")

The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.
Don't you dare Jesus Christ me!

Why did you Jesus Christ me?

If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.
by SMLB February 13, 2009

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An appropriate nickname for the cocktail consisting of the mixture of Jack Daniels Whiskey and Coca-Cola, a.k.a. a Jack and Coke, when it's perfection saves you.
"I need the perfect drink right now; I need a Jesus Christ. "
by zappytoes January 26, 2014

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A word I say when I can't find my TV remote.
"Jesus Christ, where the hell is my damn TV remote?"
by Dr. Krabs September 02, 2009

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A scapegoat for any religion based on christianity. Basicly the theory runs as follows; Jesus died for your sins, you are sinful by nature and cannot get to heaven, if you ask Jesus for forgiveness he will give it to you because he is cool like that, once Jesus gives you the A-OK you can go to heaven.

It's extremly short sighted because it creates the rule that no matter what you do you can be forgiven by Jesus for your sins.

In this spirit I encourage all of you to commit as many sins as you want, kill anyone that pisses you off, fuck any animal you want, steal anything you see. After all if Jesus is handing out tickets to heaven like political protesters handing out pamphlets then lets all have some fun before we get our free ride up to the great white cloud.

I love logic.
"Saddam Hussien may be sentenced to hang, but as long as he says 'He Jebu- I mean Jesus Christ, I think your cool and I didn't mean to kill those 100,000's of people so can you share some love' he gets his first class seat to eternal bliss."
by The Lumberjack November 05, 2006

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A worthy apponent to Chuck Norris
Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris should fight!
by Loser XY August 30, 2008

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A fictional character from the Imagination Land episodes of South Park. Who, inadvertently, is quite the sharp-shooter with an M16.
Jesus Christ killed all the bad imaginary people with his M16.
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The Son of God and only path to the Father.
Praise Jesus Christ, Lord of Heaven and Earth
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