Was born to a virgin named Mary, he is the one and only son of God, he died on the cross for the sins of man so that those who believed in him would be saved, see also John 3:16 of the Holy Bible.
Jesus Christ, is fully man, and fully God.
by Preacher man June 11, 2014
An appropriate nickname for the cocktail consisting of the mixture of Jack Daniels Whiskey and Coca-Cola, a.k.a. a Jack and Coke, when it's perfection saves you.
"I need the perfect drink right now; I need a Jesus Christ. "
by zappytoes January 26, 2014
The main character in the fiction story "The Bible". Portrayed by Jim Caviezel in the movie version.
Person 1- Dude, I just read The Bible. That Jesus Christ guy was kick ass. If only that was real...
Christian Asshole- It was real, he died for all of our sins.
Person 1- I bet you expect me to believe he turned water into wine too and healed people by 'miracles'. You're such a joker :D
(Christian Asshole walks away to go to church like a bitch instead of watching the Ravens vs Steelers)
by Joe Balls69 June 27, 2011
A word I say when I can't find my TV remote.
"Jesus Christ, where the hell is my damn TV remote?"
by Dr. Krabs September 02, 2009
A fictional character from the Imagination Land episodes of South Park. Who, inadvertently, is quite the sharp-shooter with an M16.
Jesus Christ killed all the bad imaginary people with his M16.
by Scoggins February 28, 2010
A worthy apponent to Chuck Norris
Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris should fight!
by Loser XY August 30, 2008
He is the savior of heaven... God, the holy spirit... And the worldwide sport.
So you think you can pray to jesus? ...LETS GO PLAY SOME JESUS GUYS!!! Jesus Christ is so cool... ! Tyler are you going to play Jesus with us? "NO I want to play football go ask momna or lindsey!"
by tdx622 June 12, 2009

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