The protagonist in the best-selling fiction book of all time.

Spolier Alert: Jesus dies.

Also used as an exclamation of shock. It can be used with the conjuction of another word inserted between 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
1) Reference to Bible

Pastor: So have you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour?
Jessica: Oh wait, you mean that dude with the beard who's the main character in that popular bullshit book where magic happens? That one? Nah... did you hear I'm officially atheist?

2) - Shock

Ally: Did you hear Dan got into jail?
Ben: Jesus Christ! How the hell'd that happen!?

3) In conjuction with another word.

Tom: So what answer did you get for 5c on the maths homework?
Olly: Jesus rollerblading Christ, I forgot we had homework!
Lolita: So... when's your birthday again?
Beth: Jesus fucking Christ Lolita, how many times do I have to tell you?
by HelloWorld121 July 28, 2011
Prophecised before birth. Sent to earth to be a perfect sacrifice. Fufilled every prophecy. Son of man. Healed the sick. Fed thousands. Never sinned, yet suffered as if He did. Concieved of a virgin by the Holy Spirit. Jesus Christ.

Jesus was born in Bethlehem in the land of Judah. His mother was names Mary and His father named Joseph. Jesus was a carpenter on earth, he suffered many of the same trials we experience everyday, yet he still did not sin. He went from town to town with his disciples. They procalimed the truth! That no one enters the Fathers home except through Him. "You can enter God's Kingom only through the narrow gate. The highway to hell is broad, and its gate is wide for the many who choose that way. But the gateway to life is very narrow and the road is difficult, and only a few ever find it." Mathew 7:13-14 But as it was prophecised, Jesus Christ was humiliated in front of everyone, He was beated and tortured, He was nailed to a cross and crucified. At three o'clock Jesus uttered a loud cry and took His last breath. He ascended into hell and fought satan. Three days later He arose from the grave over death He had conquered. Then He ascended to Heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father. He will come again to judge the living and the dead.

Remember it's a relationship not a religion!!!!!
"And then he told them, 'Go into all the world and preach the Good News to everyone. Anyone who believes and is baptized will be saved. But anyone who refuses to believe will be condemned. These miraculous signs will accompany those who believe: They will cast out demons in my name, and they will speak in new languages. They will be able to handle snakes with safety, and if they drink anything poisonous, it won't hurt them. They will be able to place their hands on the sick, and they will be healed." Mark 16:15-18

Ask God to enter your life right now, after all he did die to forgive all of our sins!!
Jesus Christ
by The Lord's servant. July 31, 2012
A man who lived (as of 2015) 1,982 years ago. He was also known as the Son of Man, and was both 100 percent man, and 100 percent God. He is apart of the Holy Trinity (Father, Spirit, Son) and preformed miracles. The miracles He performed range from feeding five thousand men (the Bible says that is not including women and children, so it was over 5000 people) raising people from the dead, prophesying things that did come true. Finally, He was crucified on the Cross for the world's wrongdoings. Three days later, He rose from the dead. There are over 27000 documents confirming the existence of Jesus performing the miracles He did, and only 7 confirming the existence of Julius Caesar, and we all believe that Julius existed. So, why not Jesus?!
Jesus Christ died for you, and He loves you.
by eemmaloaf May 17, 2015
A mythological creature to whom is attributed power to redeem man from eternal damnation as a consequence of sin. Born of man's need to believe in something, Christ is a useful tool for many things: keeping the gullible in line, raising money, imposing morals on others, justifying war, bloodshed, and terrorism, explaining away tragedies like childhood cancer and natural disaster, silencing dissent, and imposing guilt, are among the most popular miracles performed by Jesus.
Christ retains a strong following thousands of years after his invention, despite the advance of science, education, and technology in the years since.
Jesus Christ, almighty son of God, has all power in heaven and earth, except the power to grow a money tree.
by runrobrun July 23, 2011
God the Son. Was nailed to the cross to save everyone from suffering the punishment for sinning. When saying "him" and referring to Jesus or God, write as "Him" with capital H. If you love Jesus, you will live forever in heaven!
Jesus Christ died on the cross and took all the world sin on his shoulders ( separating him from His Father ) to save us from the punishment of our sin. He could have saved Himself from dying on the cross, but Jesus knew this was what His Father, God, wanted him to do.
by Ilovegaming1920 March 05, 2015
The main character in the fiction story "The Bible". Portrayed by Jim Caviezel in the movie version.
Person 1- Dude, I just read The Bible. That Jesus Christ guy was kick ass. If only that was real...
Christian Asshole- It was real, he died for all of our sins.
Person 1- I bet you expect me to believe he turned water into wine too and healed people by 'miracles'. You're such a joker :D
(Christian Asshole walks away to go to church like a bitch instead of watching the Ravens vs Steelers)
by Joe Balls69 June 27, 2011
(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself")

The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.
Don't you dare Jesus Christ me!

Why did you Jesus Christ me?

If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.
by SMLB February 13, 2009
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