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8.
The Savior of the World. He came to this Earth as God in flesh form, and He came here to forgive the world of their wrong-doings. He is the most amazing, and perfect human being to ever walk this Earth. Nothing about Him is bad, or evil. He will always be there, He is always watching, and He loves you with everything. He went through more torture than we can even imagine just so we could be saved! What an amazing God! He loves you.
Jesus Christ is everything
by Meoow March 02, 2009
 
9.
The greatest man ever lived who tried to give off a message of love, kindness and caring to humanity.

Unfortunately, SOME members of his fan club had to degenerate his message to a point where it practically became a message of hatred.
Jesus Christ: Love thy neighbour.

New fundamentalist group: Thank god for 9/11, thank god for gays being persecuted, thank god for disasters on foreign countries, thank god for our exclusive luxuries. All non-believers must die!

Jesus Christ: *Facepalm*
by sega31098 July 12, 2011
 
10.
Who Bill Cosby thought he was from ages 7-15
"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

--Bill Cosby
by JBurton31 April 15, 2010
 
11.
The Son Of the Lord God who was sent to Earth to do the will of the Holy Father, who taught many important lessons now written down in the Bible. Unfortunately, the Romans had a hard time believing he was indeed the son of God and wrongly crucified him...
Big up to JC who is my one true homie. Respec', man.
by Jimmy April 25, 2005
 
12.
Is the most holy man that ever lived. He was born to a virgin mother, Mary and a father named Joesph. He never sinned like all other the other humans in the world. Jesus is our only hope in this world that we call home. The group that believes in him are called "Christian's". They love the Lord with all their hearts, souls, and minds.
Christian 1: "I love Jesus Christ!"

Christian 2: "Me too!"
by Aye Jayed. August 02, 2009
 
13.
Main character in the best selling fiction book of all time. Don't bother reading it though, he dies in the end.
I'm so bummed that Jesus Christ got killed off in the end of the Bible! But hey, they could totally make a killer zombie movie from his resurrection.
by skifreemt February 25, 2010
 
14.
An exclamation gemerally used to express anguish or dismay.
Jim: Some mo fo just keyed your ride dude !
Bob: JESUS CHRIST ! !

or

In poker your straight loses to a full house and you exclaim JESUS CHRIST ! !
by MDog221 July 15, 2006