1. A word used to express anger. Avoid saying this in front of Jesus Freaks, it will upset them.

2. Some guy stated in the Bible. He supposedly died on a cross and died for our sins. Now he's gonna save us all or something like that. Of course we all know this is absolutely retarded, after all, the only reference is a really big book.
1. Jesus Christ, why the hell is my wife doing another man in my bed??

2. All the Bible is, is a big book, ok?? Who wrote the book? God? Ok. Yeah. God wrote the Bible and then came down to earth and gave it to some guy so he could show it to everyone. YEAH RIGHT. You know what really happened? Some guy wrote all this bull so that he could make some money.

And how come even in the Bible, men have all the power? I though "Jesus" believed in equality for everyone!! Wtf?

Tell you what, when Jesus "Saves" you, I want you to come down here with him and show me. THEN I'll believe it. Thank you.
#jesus #god #fake #bible #stupid
by XxXI.AM.NOT.AN.AETHEISTXxX April 04, 2009
A scapegoat for any religion based on christianity. Basicly the theory runs as follows; Jesus died for your sins, you are sinful by nature and cannot get to heaven, if you ask Jesus for forgiveness he will give it to you because he is cool like that, once Jesus gives you the A-OK you can go to heaven.

It's extremly short sighted because it creates the rule that no matter what you do you can be forgiven by Jesus for your sins.

In this spirit I encourage all of you to commit as many sins as you want, kill anyone that pisses you off, fuck any animal you want, steal anything you see. After all if Jesus is handing out tickets to heaven like political protesters handing out pamphlets then lets all have some fun before we get our free ride up to the great white cloud.

I love logic.
"Saddam Hussien may be sentenced to hang, but as long as he says 'He Jebu- I mean Jesus Christ, I think your cool and I didn't mean to kill those 100,000's of people so can you share some love' he gets his first class seat to eternal bliss."
#logic #jesus #christ #jesus christ #theory #heaven #crime #scapegoat
by The Lumberjack November 05, 2006
Was born to a virgin named Mary, he is the one and only son of God, he died on the cross for the sins of man so that those who believed in him would be saved, see also John 3:16 of the Holy Bible.
Jesus Christ, is fully man, and fully God.
#christian #religion #bible #god #saved
by Preacher man June 11, 2014
An appropriate nickname for the cocktail consisting of the mixture of Jack Daniels Whiskey and Coca-Cola, a.k.a. a Jack and Coke, when it's perfection saves you.
"I need the perfect drink right now; I need a Jesus Christ. "
#jack and coke #jack daniels #jc #cocoa-cola #whiskey
by zappytoes January 26, 2014
A word I say when I can't find my TV remote.
"Jesus Christ, where the hell is my damn TV remote?"
#jesus #christ #god #catholic #stress
by Dr. Krabs September 02, 2009
A fictional character from the Imagination Land episodes of South Park. Who, inadvertently, is quite the sharp-shooter with an M16.
Jesus Christ killed all the bad imaginary people with his M16.
#jesus #christ #south #park #m16
by Scoggins February 28, 2010
A worthy apponent to Chuck Norris
Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris should fight!
#fight #jesus #christ #jesus christ #chuck #norris #chuck norris
by Loser XY August 30, 2008
The Son of God and only path to the Father.
Praise Jesus Christ, Lord of Heaven and Earth
#jesus #christ #son #of #god
by Lava89 June 24, 2007
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