1. A word used to express anger. Avoid saying this in front of Jesus Freaks, it will upset them.

2. Some guy stated in the Bible. He supposedly died on a cross and died for our sins. Now he's gonna save us all or something like that. Of course we all know this is absolutely retarded, after all, the only reference is a really big book.
1. Jesus Christ, why the hell is my wife doing another man in my bed??

2. All the Bible is, is a big book, ok?? Who wrote the book? God? Ok. Yeah. God wrote the Bible and then came down to earth and gave it to some guy so he could show it to everyone. YEAH RIGHT. You know what really happened? Some guy wrote all this bull so that he could make some money.

And how come even in the Bible, men have all the power? I though "Jesus" believed in equality for everyone!! Wtf?

Tell you what, when Jesus "Saves" you, I want you to come down here with him and show me. THEN I'll believe it. Thank you.
by XxXI.AM.NOT.AN.AETHEISTXxX April 04, 2009
1. the Messiah, the Son of God. Actually the word "Christ" is a title, it comes from the ancient Greek word "Christos" which means "Savior", "Redeemer" or "Messiah". At first He was referred to as "Jesus the Christ", later simply "Jesus Christ".

2. an excuse for politicians and corrupt self-appointed preachers to tug on people's faith, ignorance and heartstrings to get their votes, loyalty and money.

3. an exclamation used as an expletive when one is surprized, startled, or explosively angered. Harsher than "Holy shit!". Sometimes people place an "H" or a "fucking" between the 2 words in His name.
1. Jesus Christ is an important figure in various religions including Judaism, Islam, Bahaism, Sikhism, and of course Christianity.

2. Summer 2000:

Selected TV reporter: Mr. George W. Bush, who is your favorite philosopher?

George W. Bush: Uhhhhhh, Jesus Christ!

TV viewer #1: oooh, he's an true Christian man! He gets my vote!

TV viewer #2: Oh brother! He says this now after smearing John McCain by saying his Vietnam War ex-POW status made him too shell shocked and crazy to be President. Then he told more lies about McCain to get the GOP ticket.

Did Dubya say

"Jesus Christ" as an answer or an expletive? Does anybody have an idea?

3. TV evangelists and megachurch swindlers are always stealing money from the sick and the old. Politicians love to start wars. All thses things and more are often in the name of Jesus Christ Almighty.

4. In my 11th grade English class, Kevin, a prankster who is dumber than a brick (like Dubya) placed a frog in the teacher's briefcase on her desk. She opened it up, jumped back and yelped, "Jesus Christ!". Kevin thought he was being cute.

5. It's become hip for some militant atheists to believe that Jesus Christ never existed. For somebody who doesn't exist He has made a tremendous impact on culture and history ; )

6. Jesus Christ died to take away your sins, not your mind.
by Blue Highway Rider May 15, 2011
Prophecised before birth. Sent to earth to be a perfect sacrifice. Fufilled every prophecy. Son of man. Healed the sick. Fed thousands. Never sinned, yet suffered as if He did. Concieved of a virgin by the Holy Spirit. Jesus Christ.

Jesus was born in Bethlehem in the land of Judah. His mother was names Mary and His father named Joseph. Jesus was a carpenter on earth, he suffered many of the same trials we experience everyday, yet he still did not sin. He went from town to town with his disciples. They procalimed the truth! That no one enters the Fathers home except through Him. "You can enter God's Kingom only through the narrow gate. The highway to hell is broad, and its gate is wide for the many who choose that way. But the gateway to life is very narrow and the road is difficult, and only a few ever find it." Mathew 7:13-14 But as it was prophecised, Jesus Christ was humiliated in front of everyone, He was beated and tortured, He was nailed to a cross and crucified. At three o'clock Jesus uttered a loud cry and took His last breath. He ascended into hell and fought satan. Three days later He arose from the grave over death He had conquered. Then He ascended to Heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father. He will come again to judge the living and the dead.

Remember it's a relationship not a religion!!!!!
"And then he told them, 'Go into all the world and preach the Good News to everyone. Anyone who believes and is baptized will be saved. But anyone who refuses to believe will be condemned. These miraculous signs will accompany those who believe: They will cast out demons in my name, and they will speak in new languages. They will be able to handle snakes with safety, and if they drink anything poisonous, it won't hurt them. They will be able to place their hands on the sick, and they will be healed." Mark 16:15-18

Ask God to enter your life right now, after all he did die to forgive all of our sins!!
Jesus Christ
by The Lord's servant. July 31, 2012
A man who lived (as of 2015) 1,982 years ago. He was also known as the Son of Man, and was both 100 percent man, and 100 percent God. He is apart of the Holy Trinity (Father, Spirit, Son) and preformed miracles. The miracles He performed range from feeding five thousand men (the Bible says that is not including women and children, so it was over 5000 people) raising people from the dead, prophesying things that did come true. Finally, He was crucified on the Cross for the world's wrongdoings. Three days later, He rose from the dead. There are over 27000 documents confirming the existence of Jesus performing the miracles He did, and only 7 confirming the existence of Julius Caesar, and we all believe that Julius existed. So, why not Jesus?!
Jesus Christ died for you, and He loves you.
by eemmaloaf May 17, 2015
A mythological creature to whom is attributed power to redeem man from eternal damnation as a consequence of sin. Born of man's need to believe in something, Christ is a useful tool for many things: keeping the gullible in line, raising money, imposing morals on others, justifying war, bloodshed, and terrorism, explaining away tragedies like childhood cancer and natural disaster, silencing dissent, and imposing guilt, are among the most popular miracles performed by Jesus.
Christ retains a strong following thousands of years after his invention, despite the advance of science, education, and technology in the years since.
Jesus Christ, almighty son of God, has all power in heaven and earth, except the power to grow a money tree.
by runrobrun July 23, 2011
God the Son. Was nailed to the cross to save everyone from suffering the punishment for sinning. When saying "him" and referring to Jesus or God, write as "Him" with capital H. If you love Jesus, you will live forever in heaven!
Jesus Christ died on the cross and took all the world sin on his shoulders ( separating him from His Father ) to save us from the punishment of our sin. He could have saved Himself from dying on the cross, but Jesus knew this was what His Father, God, wanted him to do.
by Ilovegaming1920 March 05, 2015
An appropriate nickname for the cocktail consisting of the mixture of Jack Daniels Whiskey and Coca-Cola, a.k.a. a Jack and Coke, when it's perfection saves you.
"I need the perfect drink right now; I need a Jesus Christ. "
by zappytoes January 26, 2014
The main character in the fiction story "The Bible". Portrayed by Jim Caviezel in the movie version.
Person 1- Dude, I just read The Bible. That Jesus Christ guy was kick ass. If only that was real...
Christian Asshole- It was real, he died for all of our sins.
Person 1- I bet you expect me to believe he turned water into wine too and healed people by 'miracles'. You're such a joker :D
(Christian Asshole walks away to go to church like a bitch instead of watching the Ravens vs Steelers)
by Joe Balls69 June 27, 2011

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