1. A word used to express anger. Avoid saying this in front of Jesus Freaks, it will upset them.

2. Some guy stated in the Bible. He supposedly died on a cross and died for our sins. Now he's gonna save us all or something like that. Of course we all know this is absolutely retarded, after all, the only reference is a really big book.
1. Jesus Christ, why the hell is my wife doing another man in my bed??

2. All the Bible is, is a big book, ok?? Who wrote the book? God? Ok. Yeah. God wrote the Bible and then came down to earth and gave it to some guy so he could show it to everyone. YEAH RIGHT. You know what really happened? Some guy wrote all this bull so that he could make some money.

And how come even in the Bible, men have all the power? I though "Jesus" believed in equality for everyone!! Wtf?

Tell you what, when Jesus "Saves" you, I want you to come down here with him and show me. THEN I'll believe it. Thank you.
by XxXI.AM.NOT.AN.AETHEISTXxX April 04, 2009

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The Savior of the World. He came to this Earth as God in flesh form, and He came here to forgive the world of their wrong-doings. He is the most amazing, and perfect human being to ever walk this Earth. Nothing about Him is bad, or evil. He will always be there, He is always watching, and He loves you with everything. He went through more torture than we can even imagine just so we could be saved! What an amazing God! He loves you.
Jesus Christ is everything
by Meoow March 02, 2009

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The greatest man ever lived who tried to give off a message of love, kindness and caring to humanity.

Unfortunately, SOME members of his fan club had to degenerate his message to a point where it practically became a message of hatred.
Jesus Christ: Love thy neighbour.

New fundamentalist group: Thank god for 9/11, thank god for gays being persecuted, thank god for disasters on foreign countries, thank god for our exclusive luxuries. All non-believers must die!

Jesus Christ: *Facepalm*
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Who Bill Cosby thought he was from ages 7-15
"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

--Bill Cosby
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The Son Of the Lord God who was sent to Earth to do the will of the Holy Father, who taught many important lessons now written down in the Bible. Unfortunately, the Romans had a hard time believing he was indeed the son of God and wrongly crucified him...
Big up to JC who is my one true homie. Respec', man.
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Is the most holy man that ever lived. He was born to a virgin mother, Mary and a father named Joesph. He never sinned like all other the other humans in the world. Jesus is our only hope in this world that we call home. The group that believes in him are called "Christian's". They love the Lord with all their hearts, souls, and minds.
Christian 1: "I love Jesus Christ!"

Christian 2: "Me too!"
by Aye Jayed. August 02, 2009

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The name of a great philosopher and teacher who claimed to be a prophet of God. Jesus Christ taught love, tolerance, balance, and justice.

Now his name has become an excuse for twisted religious fanatics to judge others without warrant, to justify intolerance, create chaos, and diminish the level of kindness in the world.
"Jesus Christ offered humankind the formula for a way of living conducive to happiness. Too bad clergy and fanatics fucked it up for everybody, in order to advance their own positions in the world."
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An exclamation gemerally used to express anguish or dismay.
Jim: Some mo fo just keyed your ride dude !
Bob: JESUS CHRIST ! !

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In poker your straight loses to a full house and you exclaim JESUS CHRIST ! !
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