1. A word used to express anger. Avoid saying this in front of Jesus Freaks, it will upset them.

2. Some guy stated in the Bible. He supposedly died on a cross and died for our sins. Now he's gonna save us all or something like that. Of course we all know this is absolutely retarded, after all, the only reference is a really big book.
1. Jesus Christ, why the hell is my wife doing another man in my bed??

2. All the Bible is, is a big book, ok?? Who wrote the book? God? Ok. Yeah. God wrote the Bible and then came down to earth and gave it to some guy so he could show it to everyone. YEAH RIGHT. You know what really happened? Some guy wrote all this bull so that he could make some money.

And how come even in the Bible, men have all the power? I though "Jesus" believed in equality for everyone!! Wtf?

Tell you what, when Jesus "Saves" you, I want you to come down here with him and show me. THEN I'll believe it. Thank you.
by XxXI.AM.NOT.AN.AETHEISTXxX April 04, 2009
-the truth

-boy people get rattled when they hear the truth

-you know the truth when you hear it because it is immediately attacked
Jesus Christ 100% told the truth.
Totally innocent and yet was brutally murdered for speaking the truth.Kind of like how the truth is murdered here by all those who don't like to hear it.
Jesus Christ is the only truth there is.

All other teachings are Satanic,period.

Jesus was killed for simply speaking the truth.
by The truth shall set you free! February 19, 2005
The "ONLY" truth.................
Everything that is not the truth is untruth.

It's a mathematical equation so simple that even a baby could solve it.
by Jesus is my lord and saviour! January 21, 2005
Has zero to do with politics or governments.

Jesus Christ taught openly and freely in the open to any who would listen.

Satan teaches in secret in secret covens and conventicles and lodges and secret societies departing his occult(hidden),esoteric(secret) knowledge.This is where the politicians are made.
If it wasn't for Satanic secret societies Hitler and the Nazis never would have happened.

These evil cults were also behind every evil Empire in the history of the world.

Their ultimate goal is to go global and creat the New World Order.One all powerful Empire to enslave us all and make us servants of their Imperial Satanic cult.Like the Nazis....only WORSE!
by : ) have a nice day! January 08, 2005
"Daniel (11:14) speaks of those who will “raise themselves up to establish the vision, but they shall stumble.” As Maimonides writes, “is there any greater stumbling then Jesus’ endeavor? All the prophets spoke of a Messiah who would redeem Israel, save them, gather their dispersed and strengthen the fulfillment of the Torah’s precepts. But he caused the destruction of the Jewish people by the sword and the dispersion and humiliation of the survivors. He also replaced the Torah and misled most of the world to worship a false god i.e., himself." (TAKEN FROM THE OLD TESTAMENT(Torah))

He could be ficticious or not, jesus christ this is confusing!
Was Jesus the son of G-d? And if so, did he have super cool powers like matrix like speed, arnold schwarzenegger like strength and einstein like intelligence?!
by Oz March 03, 2005

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