Holy god, and the the light and savior of this world. We are all sinners and deserve to go to hell, but Christ, the man who lead a sinless life took that punishment for us when he died on the cross for all our sins. That day god showed how much he really loves us when he let his only son die on the cross. If you have given up on god or if you think there is know way god will forgive me of all the junk I have done in my life just pray to god and ask for his forgiveness because jesus still loves you and always will he is the only won you can be sure of that will never give up on you in life he is an unchangable god. If have never asked jesus to be the the lord and savoir of your life I strongly recomend just saying that little prayer for him to come into your heart. I'm only fifteen years old and I've learned from my experience that God works in ways that are truly amazing.
After I went to a church camp last summer I asked the jesus christ to come into my heart and to forgive me of all my sins.
#god #trininty #holy spirit #christianity #heavan
by ShawnP09 July 02, 2006
He is the savior of heaven... God, the holy spirit... And the worldwide sport.
So you think you can pray to jesus? ...LETS GO PLAY SOME JESUS GUYS!!! Jesus Christ is so cool... ! Tyler are you going to play Jesus with us? "NO I want to play football go ask momna or lindsey!"
#cool #jesus #christ #christmas #nigga
by tdx622 June 12, 2009
Jesus Christ is an imaginary person. He is also the main character of God's best-selling fictional book "The Bible".

Unfortunately, many cult members beleive Jesus Christ to be alive today, even though that would make him 2009 years old. Many cult members also beleive that Jesus Christ has magical powers; including, telepathy, teleportation, and telekinesis, among others.
person A : "Hey! I read this great book the other day! In it, some guy called Jesus Christ did all this crazy stuff! He can read my prayers and teleport!"

Person B : "Do you realise that Jesus Christ is a fictional person, and can't actually do all of the things he says he can?"
#jesus #christ #christianity #satan #bible #religion #christian
by Jonathon Harker April 01, 2009
1. A word used to express anger. Avoid saying this in front of Jesus Freaks, it will upset them.

2. Some guy stated in the Bible. He supposedly died on a cross and died for our sins. Now he's gonna save us all or something like that. Of course we all know this is absolutely retarded, after all, the only reference is a really big book.
1. Jesus Christ, why the hell is my wife doing another man in my bed??

2. All the Bible is, is a big book, ok?? Who wrote the book? God? Ok. Yeah. God wrote the Bible and then came down to earth and gave it to some guy so he could show it to everyone. YEAH RIGHT. You know what really happened? Some guy wrote all this bull so that he could make some money.

And how come even in the Bible, men have all the power? I though "Jesus" believed in equality for everyone!! Wtf?

Tell you what, when Jesus "Saves" you, I want you to come down here with him and show me. THEN I'll believe it. Thank you.
#jesus #god #fake #bible #stupid
by XxXI.AM.NOT.AN.AETHEISTXxX April 04, 2009
the first magician to go public with his tricks, but seeing as people back then were like really stupid they thought he was a god: idiots
dude lets go see jesus christ man hes gonna turn water into wine!
how the hell is he gunna do that?
dnt knw all i knw is we look away then we turn around nad yea man its changed its insane!
#jesus christ #jesus #god #christianity #virgin mary
by jackass_12345 May 12, 2007
Not only is he the dude who mows my lawn, he is the world's most popular imaginary friend! Second only to Barney and Santa of course. But he is way too far out of their league to even be compared.
When Jesus Christ goes home from mowing my lawn, he gives Santa and Barney the old Mormon Fistbump.
#jesus #christ #mows #lawn #imaginary #craig #schneid #is #a #douche
by Why do I have a t-shirt cannon January 13, 2011
The incarnated form of God, whom died for everybody's sins. Of which, were given to us by God anyway. He needn't have bothered in the first place.
Preachy Christian: Jesus Christ died for our sins, we should be grateful.
Clever Atheist: He died for the sins you claim he put on us himself.

Preachy Christian: Oh, ermm, ahh...
#god #messiah #twat #gay #homosexual #man-lover #moses #jewish #jew #jews #christianity
by Plastonick May 17, 2010
A raving madman whose martyrdom brought forth Christianity, a deranged death cult, which, horrifically, is still observed in Western civilization to this day.
Pray to Jesus Christ for salvation or you will die and descend to the bowels of hell where you will be engulfed in eternal hellfire and tortured by demons!
#horror #cult #lies #archaic #death
by BennyC May 26, 2007
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