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a bad ass hippy. seriously, think about it, he whore sandles all the time, he had long ass hair and a beard, and he talked about peace and harmony. he was the idle tree hugger.
jesus christ is a stoner
by brooksy2410 May 20, 2007
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The Son of God who is slandered and described in a derogatory or blasphemous way all the time. Many prime examples have appeared just on this site alone. They have included calling Jesus a hippie, saying that He led to the killing of 90% of all Native Americans, etc.
Why is He hated by heretics (or athiests) when they could accept Him and be saved? Is it really necessary to attack Him out of ignorance and hatred, as well as doing that to those who worship Him?
People seem to say Jesus Christ is a bad name and a horrible person these days.
by A Midwestern Christian March 29, 2005
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Jesus was a great historical figure!
by Ilyena July 09, 2004
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A mythological creature to whom is attributed power to redeem man from eternal damnation as a consequence of sin. Born of man's need to believe in something, Christ is a useful tool for many things: keeping the gullible in line, raising money, imposing morals on others, justifying war, bloodshed, and terrorism, explaining away tragedies like childhood cancer and natural disaster, silencing dissent, and imposing guilt, are among the most popular miracles performed by Jesus.
Christ retains a strong following thousands of years after his invention, despite the advance of science, education, and technology in the years since.
Jesus Christ, almighty son of God, has all power in heaven and earth, except the power to grow a money tree.
by runrobrun July 23, 2011
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A guy who caused a lot of problems saying things he shouldn't have. Living example of why you should keep your mouth shut, in other words, the reason his followers contradict themselves.
by Devon Kane August 10, 2006
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-the truth

-boy people get rattled when they hear the truth

-you know the truth when you hear it because it is immediately attacked
Jesus Christ 100% told the truth.
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Many books that were written around 2000 years ago pretty much agree that there was actually a Jesus of Nazareth. He was reported to have done incredible things, even one report of him raising the dead, and another that tells of him raising himself from the dead. There was much dispute about this even then, but most open-minded people will usually admit that there were some unusual activities in Jerusalem around the time Jesus was supposed to have been here and that life on planet earth changed dramatically after his brief time in the world. There were stories found in Rome reporting many things that collaborates the New Testaments’ Jesus Christ. The question arises when some, including Paul, formally Saul, claimed that Jesus was indeed the ONLY SON OF GOD. Others would point out that Jesus himself said “you are all gods” (notice the small g in gods.) I am not one who believes that I must shove my interpretation of who Jesus was down everyone else’s throats, but I do believe that he was a very important being, worthy of study. Don’t decide who Jesus was by my words, or anyone else’s. People have their on agendas, as do churches, and institutions. Study his words, study other words, and listen to your heart. Maybe you can tell me what is the true Christ; I promise to listen to you and consider your words.
My favorite quote from the bible was from a recently healed blind man, when asked who is this Jesus Christ who had healed him. He simply said, “I know not who he was, I just know that once I was blind, but now I see.” Maybe it is that simple.
by Tony Merritt June 01, 2006
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