Holy god, and the the light and savior of this world. We are all sinners and deserve to go to hell, but Christ, the man who lead a sinless life took that punishment for us when he died on the cross for all our sins. That day god showed how much he really loves us when he let his only son die on the cross. If you have given up on god or if you think there is know way god will forgive me of all the junk I have done in my life just pray to god and ask for his forgiveness because jesus still loves you and always will he is the only won you can be sure of that will never give up on you in life he is an unchangable god. If have never asked jesus to be the the lord and savoir of your life I strongly recomend just saying that little prayer for him to come into your heart. I'm only fifteen years old and I've learned from my experience that God works in ways that are truly amazing.
After I went to a church camp last summer I asked the jesus christ to come into my heart and to forgive me of all my sins.
by ShawnP09 July 02, 2006
The Son of God and only path to the Father.
Praise Jesus Christ, Lord of Heaven and Earth
by Lava89 June 24, 2007
A scapegoat for any religion based on christianity. Basicly the theory runs as follows; Jesus died for your sins, you are sinful by nature and cannot get to heaven, if you ask Jesus for forgiveness he will give it to you because he is cool like that, once Jesus gives you the A-OK you can go to heaven.

It's extremly short sighted because it creates the rule that no matter what you do you can be forgiven by Jesus for your sins.

In this spirit I encourage all of you to commit as many sins as you want, kill anyone that pisses you off, fuck any animal you want, steal anything you see. After all if Jesus is handing out tickets to heaven like political protesters handing out pamphlets then lets all have some fun before we get our free ride up to the great white cloud.

I love logic.
"Saddam Hussien may be sentenced to hang, but as long as he says 'He Jebu- I mean Jesus Christ, I think your cool and I didn't mean to kill those 100,000's of people so can you share some love' he gets his first class seat to eternal bliss."
by The Lumberjack November 05, 2006
The main character in the fiction story "The Bible". Portrayed by Jim Caviezel in the movie version.
Person 1- Dude, I just read The Bible. That Jesus Christ guy was kick ass. If only that was real...
Christian Asshole- It was real, he died for all of our sins.
Person 1- I bet you expect me to believe he turned water into wine too and healed people by 'miracles'. You're such a joker :D
(Christian Asshole walks away to go to church like a bitch instead of watching the Ravens vs Steelers)
by Joe Balls69 June 27, 2011
The incarnated form of God, whom died for everybody's sins. Of which, were given to us by God anyway. He needn't have bothered in the first place.
Preachy Christian: Jesus Christ died for our sins, we should be grateful.
Clever Atheist: He died for the sins you claim he put on us himself.

Preachy Christian: Oh, ermm, ahh...
by Plastonick May 17, 2010
Not only is he the dude who mows my lawn, he is the world's most popular imaginary friend! Second only to Barney and Santa of course. But he is way too far out of their league to even be compared.
When Jesus Christ goes home from mowing my lawn, he gives Santa and Barney the old Mormon Fistbump.
by Why do I have a t-shirt cannon January 13, 2011
A fictional character from the Imagination Land episodes of South Park. Who, inadvertently, is quite the sharp-shooter with an M16.
Jesus Christ killed all the bad imaginary people with his M16.
by Scoggins February 28, 2010
A word I say when I can't find my TV remote.
"Jesus Christ, where the hell is my damn TV remote?"
by Dr. Krabs September 02, 2009

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