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Holy god, and the the light and savior of this world. We are all sinners and deserve to go to hell, but Christ, the man who lead a sinless life took that punishment for us when he died on the cross for all our sins. That day god showed how much he really loves us when he let his only son die on the cross. If you have given up on god or if you think there is know way god will forgive me of all the junk I have done in my life just pray to god and ask for his forgiveness because jesus still loves you and always will he is the only won you can be sure of that will never give up on you in life he is an unchangable god. If have never asked jesus to be the the lord and savoir of your life I strongly recomend just saying that little prayer for him to come into your heart. I'm only fifteen years old and I've learned from my experience that God works in ways that are truly amazing.
After I went to a church camp last summer I asked the jesus christ to come into my heart and to forgive me of all my sins.
by ShawnP09 July 02, 2006
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1. the Messiah, the Son of God. Actually the word "Christ" is a title, it comes from the ancient Greek word "Christos" which means "Savior", "Redeemer" or "Messiah". At first He was referred to as "Jesus the Christ", later simply "Jesus Christ".

2. an excuse for politicians and corrupt self-appointed preachers to tug on people's faith, ignorance and heartstrings to get their votes, loyalty and money.

3. an exclamation used as an expletive when one is surprized, startled, or explosively angered. Harsher than "Holy shit!". Sometimes people place an "H" or a "fucking" between the 2 words in His name.
1. Jesus Christ is an important figure in various religions including Judaism, Islam, Bahaism, Sikhism, and of course Christianity.

2. Summer 2000:

Selected TV reporter: Mr. George W. Bush, who is your favorite philosopher?

George W. Bush: Uhhhhhh, Jesus Christ!

TV viewer #1: oooh, he's an true Christian man! He gets my vote!

TV viewer #2: Oh brother! He says this now after smearing John McCain by saying his Vietnam War ex-POW status made him too shell shocked and crazy to be President. Then he told more lies about McCain to get the GOP ticket.

Did Dubya say

"Jesus Christ" as an answer or an expletive? Does anybody have an idea?

3. TV evangelists and megachurch swindlers are always stealing money from the sick and the old. Politicians love to start wars. All thses things and more are often in the name of Jesus Christ Almighty.

4. In my 11th grade English class, Kevin, a prankster who is dumber than a brick (like Dubya) placed a frog in the teacher's briefcase on her desk. She opened it up, jumped back and yelped, "Jesus Christ!". Kevin thought he was being cute.

5. It's become hip for some militant atheists to believe that Jesus Christ never existed. For somebody who doesn't exist He has made a tremendous impact on culture and history ; )

6. Jesus Christ died to take away your sins, not your mind.
by Blue Highway Rider May 15, 2011
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The protagonist in the best-selling fiction book of all time.

Spolier Alert: Jesus dies.

Also used as an exclamation of shock. It can be used with the conjuction of another word inserted between 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
1) Reference to Bible

Pastor: So have you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour?
Jessica: Oh wait, you mean that dude with the beard who's the main character in that popular bullshit book where magic happens? That one? Nah... did you hear I'm officially atheist?

2) - Shock

Ally: Did you hear Dan got into jail?
Ben: Jesus Christ! How the hell'd that happen!?

3) In conjuction with another word.

Tom: So what answer did you get for 5c on the maths homework?
Olly: Jesus rollerblading Christ, I forgot we had homework!
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Lolita: So... when's your birthday again?
Beth: Jesus fucking Christ Lolita, how many times do I have to tell you?
by HelloWorld121 July 28, 2011
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An appropriate nickname for the cocktail consisting of the mixture of Jack Daniels Whiskey and Coca-Cola, a.k.a. a Jack and Coke, when it's perfection saves you.
"I need the perfect drink right now; I need a Jesus Christ. "
by zappytoes January 26, 2014
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The main character in the fiction story "The Bible". Portrayed by Jim Caviezel in the movie version.
Person 1- Dude, I just read The Bible. That Jesus Christ guy was kick ass. If only that was real...
Christian Asshole- It was real, he died for all of our sins.
Person 1- I bet you expect me to believe he turned water into wine too and healed people by 'miracles'. You're such a joker :D
(Christian Asshole walks away to go to church like a bitch instead of watching the Ravens vs Steelers)
by Joe Balls69 June 27, 2011
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Not only is he the dude who mows my lawn, he is the world's most popular imaginary friend! Second only to Barney and Santa of course. But he is way too far out of their league to even be compared.
When Jesus Christ goes home from mowing my lawn, he gives Santa and Barney the old Mormon Fistbump.
by Why do I have a t-shirt cannon January 13, 2011
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The incarnated form of God, whom died for everybody's sins. Of which, were given to us by God anyway. He needn't have bothered in the first place.
Preachy Christian: Jesus Christ died for our sins, we should be grateful.
Clever Atheist: He died for the sins you claim he put on us himself.

Preachy Christian: Oh, ermm, ahh...
by Plastonick May 17, 2010
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He is the savior of heaven... God, the holy spirit... And the worldwide sport.
So you think you can pray to jesus? ...LETS GO PLAY SOME JESUS GUYS!!! Jesus Christ is so cool... ! Tyler are you going to play Jesus with us? "NO I want to play football go ask momna or lindsey!"
by tdx622 June 12, 2009
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