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Jesusname (-0.545)
A man that lived 2000 years ago who was either one of three things
1) The messiah, Lord Jesus Christ, the son of God who made the earth and performs miracles.
2) A crazy guy that claimed he was the messiah.
3) A man who pulled off the biggest hoax in worlds history, for he has influenced so many people of the world to believe in him and to live a good life.
Dude: "Dude Jesus is a beast at being God".

Other Dude: Na i think he was actually just a crazy raging alcholic.
by Soon to be a pastor October 29, 2009
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Jesussex (-1.163)
to be the ultimate master at an activity you are participating in, or to be the ultimate victor in any type of game or skill competition
holy shit, you whooped my ass your freaking Jesus

man your the greatest graffiti artist ever let your name be known, Jesus
by JesusintheurbanCanada March 14, 2009
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Jesusname (-0.451)
The Chris Angel of his day. He was such a celebrity he had 12 of his bitches write down whatever he did. The National Roman Socialists Party was jelious that he was stealing their popularity so they had him jumped by a bunch of lower-class jews who deny their own faith and hanged on a lowercase T, for Trumph. Jesus' fans got pissed and went on a hungerstrike. Meanwhile Jesus was being a pimp with them islams in caves aranging a blow job and got as high as possible and they all passed out. Jesus woke up 3 days later. He invented the infamous Barry Bonds who helped over throw Rome, later joining Castro. Bonds denied that he participated in a rebellion and genocide in court. Jesus refused interviews and smited those persistent fellers. Jesus is now spending time on the psHome. Bonds is rotting in jail.
Chris Angel- Ive been beaten by Jesus ON THE CHARTS!
Castro-Fuck you, he helped me!
by TheGuyWithTheUmbrella August 06, 2010
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Jesuswork (-0.779)
The guy on the roofing crew which worked on my next-door neighbor's house last spring.
Nobody's been able to confirm that wine-into-water trick I keep hearing about, but I hear he's really good at turning beer into p*ss...
Jesus will become Jesus
When Hell is full, Zombie Jesus will walk the Earth
by JonnyKat November 28, 2011
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Jesusname (-0.127)
Verb.

To have sex with someone more than once.

From: Jesus having been nailed more than once.
I can't wait to give her the Jesus
by Samurer May 03, 2011
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Jesusname (-0.633)
Jesus is an adjactive that is used to say that something is so good/so cool/so big and so on.

basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.
the +2 sword of uberness is the jesus weapon!

after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!
by Smoke Destructer May 27, 2007
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jesusname (-0.662)
an imaginary friend you have till you reach maturity. understandibly a large majority of the worlds population have not reached that stage in development. the are called "christians"'. they ban condoms, condem homosexuals and hang blacks. otherwise they are a reasonable sort. btw... he was a carpenter that lived with his mother, who was a virgin... yeah... hes cool.
little girl -"mommy... whens jesus coming back...?"
communist mother- "ahh those dirty capitalist regimes..."
by jewboylol November 12, 2009
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