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260.
The Son of God sent down to the world of the living to purify the sins of the world and remind people of the scriptures. He died on a cross so that we could be forgiven. Some would denounce Jesus as a fag, but if that is what you think, I truly pity you. Some denounce Jesus by claiming that there is no God. I forgive you, but I will state one thing: if there was no God, all things would be possible.
When Jesus died on the cross, the blood from his wounds flowed like a healing ointment to cleanse us of our sins, just a rubbing alchohol cleanses a wound.
by da outkast February 17, 2005
 
261.
A man who will save your ass when you die.
Don't be hate'n on Jesus cause he is going to save your ass one day.
by oconnell 09 September 04, 2006
 
262.
The most famous cult leader in the history of the world. Led billions of people (alive or dead) to believe in the largest scam of all time. He was nailed to a piece of wood merely because crucifiction was extremely popular back then and because he was persecuted for seemingly impossible ideals. The bible is no more real than Lord of the Rings or Star Trek.
Jesus: I am the son of God.
Weak-minded peon: Yay! people must hear the word of God and accept a false prophecy that the world was created by something we have no proof of except for a story book!
 
263.
a mythological figure which is central to christianity.

there's no real evidence that jesus existed, in fact the whole jesus story seems to be based on older pagan myths.
"do you believe in jesus?"

"no, wtf. do you believe in the tooth fairy?"
by beeba February 28, 2005
 
264.
KK he's the awsomest koolest dude there was and IS. Died on the cross 4 everyone, to forgive ur sins - not that u can sin whenever u want. He loves evryone who has good in there heart.
If u don't u can still become a Christian by praying and asking 4 forgiveness and meaning it. And reading the Bible - it's ALL
true and it's Gods word to us. Seriously go 4 it, being a Christian is awsome and will change ur life 4 better. : )
Dudette- "whos Jesus"?
Dude- "a righteouss dude,he loves u so much"
Dudette- ooooo
by Jesus-is-dah-man September 19, 2006
 
265.
a mythical creature belived to have speacil powers.
guy: did u read that story book
dude: the bible
guy: yeah
dude: jesus christ is so fake he's the old super man
by d.skaife May 08, 2008
 
266.
King of the Jews. Was nailed to a cross which was one of the better execution tools in history.
All hail Jesus, king of the Jews!
by Fiona Slennz June 17, 2005