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8.
My mexican gardener, he does a great job
Me: Jesus, you did a great job on the tulips yesterday!

Jesus: Gracias!
by Anastacia Beverhausen October 06, 2005
 
9.
A good answer for pretty much anything.
Billy: Hey Tom, what's the answer to #2?
Tom: Jesus.
by Allie, that Greek kid. December 05, 2006
 
10.
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother didn't know who his father was.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1) He talked with his hands.
2) He had wine with every meal.
3) He worked in the building trades.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1) He called everybody brother.
2) He had no permanent address.
3) Nobody would hire him.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1) He never cut his hair.
2) He walked around barefoot.
3) He invented a new religion.

AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1) He went into his father's business.
2) He lived at home until the age of 33.
3) He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure He was God.
Jesus' tales.
- Why do Jews get a better deal in Heaven than the rest of them?
- Because they happen to be relatives of the Boss.
by alvit May 20, 2009
 
11.
The most well-known Jew, after Woody Allen.
Woody Allen is a mitzvah to humankind! Jesus? What chutzpah!
by copyjew January 10, 2005
 
12.
One of the good guys.
Apparantly Jesus saves people like Spider-man.
by Manga (Keelan) July 18, 2006
 
13.
Saying "Jesus" backwards sounds like "Sausage" try it.
Jesus backwards:
Susej = Sausage!

Now thumbs up this comment, or I KILL YOU.
by JESUS,I.WANNA.BUTRAPE.YOU! August 19, 2010
 
14.
a kid in my english class.
Jesus is mexican but speaks english gooder than me and i was born in america.
by m.m.b.b April 11, 2005