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The Son of God. The first born of creation. The Lion of the Tribe of Judah. The Bright and Morning Star. The Great Shepard. The Fairest of Ten Thousand. The Rose of Sharon. The Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world. The physical incarnation of the eternal God on the Earth and the eventual judge of all mankind.

The physical Jesus was an early first century Jew born to the Virgin Mary, in Bethlehem, in the province of Judea, under the Roman Empire and Caesar Augustus. His virgin birth in Bethlehem was predicted centuries prior in several areas of the Bible, primarily in Micah 5:2. Read it. It is VERY interesting. Shortly after his birth, an angel warned his Earthly Father Joseph to take Mary and Jesus to Egypt to esacpe the murderous plot by King Harrod to destroy all male children under the age of two in the hopes of killing the Messiah child. Not much is given in scripture between this period and when Jesus was an adult, except that at the age of 13, Jesus was found by his parents teaching to the scribes and Rabiis. It is believed that Jesus was a carpenter's apprentice under his father but we dont know for sure.

Jesus began his Earthly ministry at the age of thirty by his baptism from his cousin, John the Baptist. His numerous miracles recorded in scripture were acts of love to demonstrate God's love, care and compassion for the formerly helpless human race. Jesus was executed by Rome, on a cross, outside Jerusalem, at the age of thirty-three. Rome could not kill him (only for three days). The grave could not hold him. And the cynics could not contain him. He rose again to prove that he was the Messiah sent by the God of the Universe, his Father, to take away the sins of the world. HE will return again and establish his everlasting kingdom on planet Earth. His enemies will be destroyed forever at that point.
Jesus was the 2nd person of the eternal God that spoke the heavens into existance, and later, humbled himself to come to the earth as a baby, born in a manger to a peasant girl, to fulfill his Father's will of saving our helpless human race and give us hope.
by krock1dk November 24, 2007
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Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
Jesus:be nice to others.
by Jonjo January 15, 2005
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The dude who mows my lawn.
Jesus, you missed a spot.
by Brian-Peppers June 05, 2005
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A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”
Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”
by Shard February 28, 2005
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The light of the world, the one who came and died on the cross to forgive us of all of our sins. There is a religion based on that, called Christianity.
Jesus is the light of the world. Read John 3:16.
by C.C. December 18, 2004
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Jesus lived a really long time ago in the Holy Land. He taught a lot of people to be nice to each other. He told stories, called parables, to help people understand about heaven and how they should live. A bunch of guys called Pharisees thought that he was dissing God by calling himself God's son (they called it blasphemy), so they plotted to kill him. One of Jesus' closest friends helped the Roman soldiers capture Jesus for about 12 bucks. The Romans were fair about it, though, and gave the people of Rome the choice to free either Jesus, or a guy who was thrown in jail for murder; they chose to free the murderer.

Jesus was publicly humiliated in front of loads of people, and was nailed to a cross. Even when all this had happened, he still asked God to forgive everybody for treating him like a criminal.

Jesus was one of the most influential men in history. Our modern day calendar is based on his birth. About 30% of the world's population hail Jesus as God. They say he performed many miracles and even came back from the dead. The Christian religion states that Jesus died for the forgiveness of sins, and that even if you are a terrible person in this world, as long as you believe in him as Christ, you will be forgiven and will go to heaven.

Even if you don't believe Jesus is the Messiah, you've got to admit, he was a pretty cool guy and inspired millions of people to be nicer.
Jesus says, "Love that guy that trash-canned you back in 9th grade
by Pastor Bob May 05, 2005
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The guy who came and died on the cross to pay the debt of my sins.

Analogy:
In the court...
Judge: Danapal, you have a debt.
Danapal: Yes,I am sorry, it won't happen again.

Jesus walks in and hands the judge the money I owe.

Danapal: Thank you Jesus!
by Danapal July 22, 2005
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1. Jesus is a Hebrew name, which means "the Lord saves."

2. He is believed to be the "Messiah"(or Ha-Mashia) that had been foretold and written by the prophets in astounding accuracy from birth to death and resurrection on scrolls thousands of years before it came to pass. Jews do not believe Jesus as the Messiah and are still waiting for the Messiah to come. Three major books that Jews and Christians read are the books of the Law (Torah), the Prophets (Nevi'im), and the Writings (Kethuvim). The two groups disagree because Jews are waiting for a ruler to come and be enthroned as a ruler forever according to II Samuel 7:16: "Your house and your kingdom will endure forever." It was nearly unimaginable for anyone at that time to even think a Messiah would die in a death sentence shamefully stripped naked amongst the criminals. It's, however, written in Isiah: "he was oppressed and afflicted, yet he did not open his mouth; he was led like a lamb to the slaughter... he poured out his life unto death, and was numbered with the transgressors. For he bore the sin of many, and made intercession for the transgressors."

3. Jesus Christ is NOT the first and the last name. Christ means the "Anointed One" - Aramaic word for Messiah. Jesus is the Christ, the Anointed One. Long ago, Israel had three offices that were anointed. They were the priests, prophets, and the kings. Therefore, Christ is the ultimate Anointed One who who's had all three functions: 1) Priest= way to God 2) Prophet= way from God 3) King= ruler with all authority both in heaven and earth.
"That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, ou will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Romans 10:9-10
by PMC October 13, 2005
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