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The Way to GOD. No man comes to the Father but by Me. If you seek Him with all your heart, you will find Him. You will experience a supernatural spiritual transformation called being "born again." The World and Organised Church ridicules this experience because they have never had it happen to them and they never will. If you are willing to lose your life in this world so that you may find Eternal Life( ZOE, the Divine nature), and if you are willing to die to your self so that CHRIST may live through you, then you should begin to seek first the Kingdom of GOD (righteousness, peace, and joy in the HOLY SPIRIT), for it shall be added unto you. Salvation (being translated out of this fallen state of being we find ourselves in in this fallen World) isn't just saying "the majic phrase that pays" and then you get "your eternal fire insurance policy." That is the deception the Organised Church has deceived well meaning Christians with, that if you just repeat after me then you're saved. They take one scripture out of context and forget what the rest of the scriptures say to their own eternal damnation. The quintessential knowledge of the way to GOD is that He resists the proud, arrogant, self sufficient and that He richly gives His grace, love, mercy to those who humble themselves and admit how much they really need Him. Take the red pill and experience the Truth for yourself or take the blue pill and keep living the Lie. The choice is freely given to you by GOD. Jesus said: " I am the good shepherd, and know my sheep and am known of mine." All these words I've written are from the Holy Bible. Check it out for yourself!
Jesus was the example of who GOD is. Greater love hath no man than a man that lays down his life for his friends.
by Terry Rumple June 13, 2007

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Awesome and Sweet and Kind Son of God. The Savior of the world. Giver of Eternal life and Forgiver of sins.
Jesus is awesome
by AtheismSucksSatanSuckstoo May 13, 2009

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Awesome Dude.
Jesus is the freaking man. O_O
by You Don't Need To Kno My Name. October 16, 2008

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Contrary to many artistic renditions, Jesus appeared in the form of a rather plain looking man and is looked up to by Christians as the Lord and Saviour of the mankind, and has referred to himself as the King of The Jews on more than one occasion. He was born in a small village in Bethlehem around 0 A.D. where the historical biblical character King David was also from. Throughout Christ's ministry, many of Israel's most well known rulers and religious elite were offended with his authoritative and new approach to teaching scriptures that conflicted with their traditions. He taught that men should love God with all their heart, soul, mind and strength, and that they ought to love their neighbors as themselves, which confliced with many Pharisees' views of law at the time. A very large church with many denominations was founded upon his teachings and has spread to just about every nation in the world.
Jesus Christ's coming announced by angels in the King James Version bible still read by many Christians today:

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
by Nimrod Nineveh November 13, 2009

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An axclamation that indicates something heavy has dropped on your foot or similar unexpected event.
Jesus! which one of you brain surgeons dropped the hammer on my foot.

Anyway, I was explaining to her, oh Jesus - did you drop that one? It stinks!
by JapaneseMaths September 06, 2007

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The only hippy anyone ever listened too.
Hippy: "You can't OWN property"
Jesus: "It's all good."
by pseudo-dude0 May 10, 2009

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Everyone who dies and then comes back to life are zombies.
Jesus died and then came back to life. Jesus is a zombie
Satanist: Jesus will eat your brains!!
by Imaeetufacof June 11, 2007

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The mexican guy at the car wash.
Keep washing that car Jesus!
by 333luker February 04, 2010

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