The Way to GOD. No man comes to the Father but by Me. If you seek Him with all your heart, you will find Him. You will experience a supernatural spiritual transformation called being "born again." The World and Organised Church ridicules this experience because they have never had it happen to them and they never will. If you are willing to lose your life in this world so that you may find Eternal Life( ZOE, the Divine nature), and if you are willing to die to your self so that CHRIST may live through you, then you should begin to seek first the Kingdom of GOD (righteousness, peace, and joy in the HOLY SPIRIT), for it shall be added unto you. Salvation (being translated out of this fallen state of being we find ourselves in in this fallen World) isn't just saying "the majic phrase that pays" and then you get "your eternal fire insurance policy." That is the deception the Organised Church has deceived well meaning Christians with, that if you just repeat after me then you're saved. They take one scripture out of context and forget what the rest of the scriptures say to their own eternal damnation. The quintessential knowledge of the way to GOD is that He resists the proud, arrogant, self sufficient and that He richly gives His grace, love, mercy to those who humble themselves and admit how much they really need Him. Take the red pill and experience the Truth for yourself or take the blue pill and keep living the Lie. The choice is freely given to you by GOD. Jesus said: " I am the good shepherd, and know my sheep and am known of mine." All these words I've written are from the Holy Bible. Check it out for yourself!
Jesus was the example of who GOD is. Greater love hath no man than a man that lays down his life for his friends.
by Terry Rumple June 13, 2007
My mexican gardener, he does a great job
Me: Jesus, you did a great job on the tulips yesterday!

Jesus: Gracias!
by Anastacia Beverhausen October 06, 2005
A good answer for pretty much anything.
Billy: Hey Tom, what's the answer to #2?
Tom: Jesus.
by Allie, that Greek kid. December 05, 2006
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother didn't know who his father was.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1) He talked with his hands.
2) He had wine with every meal.
3) He worked in the building trades.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1) He called everybody brother.
2) He had no permanent address.
3) Nobody would hire him.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1) He never cut his hair.
2) He walked around barefoot.
3) He invented a new religion.

AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1) He went into his father's business.
2) He lived at home until the age of 33.
3) He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure He was God.
Jesus' tales.
- Why do Jews get a better deal in Heaven than the rest of them?
- Because they happen to be relatives of the Boss.
by alvit May 20, 2009
Saying "Jesus" backwards sounds like "Sausage" try it.
Jesus backwards:
Susej = Sausage!

Now thumbs up this comment, or I KILL YOU.
by HelloImAPizza August 19, 2010
One of the good guys.
Apparantly Jesus saves people like Spider-man.
by Manga (Keelan) July 18, 2006
The most well-known Jew, after Woody Allen.
Woody Allen is a mitzvah to humankind! Jesus? What chutzpah!
by copyjew January 10, 2005
a kid in my english class.
Jesus is mexican but speaks english gooder than me and i was born in america.
by m.m.b.b April 11, 2005

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