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My mexican gardener, he does a great job
Me: Jesus, you did a great job on the tulips yesterday!

Jesus: Gracias!
by Anastacia Beverhausen October 06, 2005
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The most well-known Jew, after Woody Allen.
Woody Allen is a mitzvah to humankind! Jesus? What chutzpah!
by copyjew January 10, 2005
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The son of the almighty God. Our brother who died for our sins, so that we could be saved from our ever-sinful lives.
"It is through Jesus Christ we are righteous before God."
by iliketochill May 09, 2008
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Jesus is mexican but speaks english gooder than me and i was born in america.
by m.m.b.b April 11, 2005
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1. My Father in Heaven
2. My Best Friend.
3. My Homie.
4. My God.
5. My Hero.
6. My Healer.
7. My Jesus.
If you can't see the simple truth I do
Then there's nothing in this world that's left to say
But jesus loves you
by Ashleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 10, 2008
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His birth and life was prophesied by Isaiah among others. Born in Bethlehem by immaculate conception from God to his virgin mother Mary. Raised in Nazareth. Performed many miracles. Preached to love and forgive. Crucified for all sin, rose from the dead, ascended into heaven. He has many names:
Jesus Christ
Son of God
Savior
Messiah
Prince of Peace
Lamb of God
Lion of the tribe of Judah
by thedzone October 14, 2009
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Died on the cross for my sins so that I may be forgiven and gain the free gift of eternal life.
Billy: Mike, you *bleepin'* *bleep*, haven't seen you in 10 *bleepin'* years! How you been?

Mike: Well Billy, I'm actually a Christian now... and a pastor at that!

Billy: Well I'll be damned!

Mike: You don't have to Billy, Jesus can save you!
by Mr. Goodbar X85 August 29, 2008
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