The love of the world. The truth that exists in everyone. The one who loves even if love is not returned.

Ok, i can see people don't believe in Jesus and stuff, and that is their own opinion and belief. But do you REALLY have to bash on the faith? Man, I can't believe how many people can actually say these sort of things.. Jesus never did anything bad to anybody and people have the urge to bash? How horrible.. People who do this obviously have no morals whatsoever and spend their entire lives mocking people and making fun of everything.
Jesus is everything, yet people are too blind to see it. How is that?
by Flare June 08, 2005
My mexican gardener, he does a great job
Me: Jesus, you did a great job on the tulips yesterday!

Jesus: Gracias!
by Anastacia Beverhausen October 06, 2005
A good answer for pretty much anything.
Billy: Hey Tom, what's the answer to #2?
Tom: Jesus.
by Allie, that Greek kid. December 05, 2006
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother didn't know who his father was.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1) He talked with his hands.
2) He had wine with every meal.
3) He worked in the building trades.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1) He called everybody brother.
2) He had no permanent address.
3) Nobody would hire him.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1) He never cut his hair.
2) He walked around barefoot.
3) He invented a new religion.

AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1) He went into his father's business.
2) He lived at home until the age of 33.
3) He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure He was God.
Jesus' tales.
- Why do Jews get a better deal in Heaven than the rest of them?
- Because they happen to be relatives of the Boss.
by alvit May 20, 2009
Saying "Jesus" backwards sounds like "Sausage" try it.
Jesus backwards:
Susej = Sausage!

Now thumbs up this comment, or I KILL YOU.
by HelloImAPizza August 19, 2010
One of the good guys.
Apparantly Jesus saves people like Spider-man.
by Manga (Keelan) July 18, 2006
The most well-known Jew, after Woody Allen.
Woody Allen is a mitzvah to humankind! Jesus? What chutzpah!
by copyjew January 10, 2005
a kid in my english class.
Jesus is mexican but speaks english gooder than me and i was born in america.
by m.m.b.b April 11, 2005

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