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Jesus is the way to God. He died for all of us and loves us very much.
Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:16
by Emery Day April 03, 2007
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A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father that can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so that he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
by Squee4Starscream March 08, 2008
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The Son of God. He came to the to save the world from sin. He was born of a virgin so that the seed of din could not pass onto Him so that he would be a perfect sacrifice for man. He died on the Cross for the sins of the world so that those who believe and follow Him would be saved. When people say "God doesn't know how it feels to..." they are wrong because of Jesus. He went through everything but never once sinned.
John 3:16-19; Romans 6:23 "The wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is through Christ Jesus our Lord" Hebrew 4:15 "Yet Jesus did not sin!"
by Chives February 04, 2006
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Mythological Goalkeeper from Nazareth; he probably reached his peak around 27/28 AD.
Jesus saves! ..... Passes to Moses! ...... GOOOOOAAAALLLLL!!!!!
by Kenneeeeee January 24, 2008
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Jesus, is a cool guy who is cooler than nature, enjoys long romantic walks on water, and doesn't get all big-headed about being God's son.
Girl: So what do you like to do?
Jesus: I enjoy long romantic walks on water.
Girl: Only Jesus can do that.
Jesus: Bitch, I am Jesus!

Mark 13:1
by Blacktop Preacha May 20, 2005
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Nice guy, with good ideas. Often called "Jeebus" in jest. Stressed kindness and forgiveness towards others, and leading an all-around good, virtuous life. One of the most interesting philosophical thinkers in history, and certainly one of the most quoted. Also, as seen on urbandictionary.com, he's apparently a lot of people's homeboys.
I'm not sure if he necessarily wanted his followers to condemn other faiths, or tell people that "If you don't believe in God, you'll burn in Hell, and I don't want that, so please please please believe in God", as in the case of "Read the bible and learn" who posted an earlier definition. He preached of mankind's free will, so I don't think he wanted that being taken away from us...
Anyways, he was a man who lived a truly moral and virtuous life. Christians see him as a god, non-Christians either see him as a prophet or a moral person who lived a good life, stoners see him...all the time... and UD Christians see him as a "homeboy"
by Atticus April 23, 2005
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The Holy Son of God, The creator of the the Universe, and of all life, who was born of the Virgin Mary, lived on earth, was crucified and after his death was resurrected into heaven, and will return one day to judge the living and dead. Those who call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
I was a addicted to drugs, committed adultery, slept with prostitutes, with another mans wife, and was a thief too. I realized i was wrong, my life was upside down and I was in emotional torment and guilt. I confessed my sins to the Lord Jesus Christ, asked Him to be the Lord of my life, and he forgave my sins and renewed my spirit. I have given up the former ways and no longer desire to do those things which separated me from God (Jesus). He has also promised me Eternal life in Heaven which is his eternal Gift for those that believe in Him.
by tjmns January 08, 2009
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