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Billy: Hey Tom, what's the answer to #2?
Tom: Jesus.
by Allie, that Greek kid. December 05, 2006
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The Son of God according to Cristians, and the only person ever to be blamed for commiting billions of different crimes after he had already died (dee-de-dee). He was a man who is blamed by many for things he didn't do rather than priased for the good things he did do. People are dumb. They often look at the evil doings of people who aren't Jesus and blame him for things they did just because they said it was Cristian-like so they could get away with it, such as slavery and the slaughter of homosexuals. Those things are evil and it goes without saying that some Christians are an utter disgrace to the poor guy. Jesus made it quite clear that you shouldn't put others below yourself for your own greed and racist intentions, and certainly told us NOT to kill each other. Jesus was a virtuous man who never wanted people to hide behind his reputation as a peacemaker so they could get away with committing acts of evil. People who do such acts, according to many faiths (not just Christianity), will probably pay for it in full.
Thou shalt not kill. (self-explanatory)
Thou shalt not bare false witness against thy neighbor. (in other words, don't blame people for things they didn't do. Jesus never killed or enslaved others, WE did, so don't take it out on him).
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods. (don't be a greedy bitch)

Don't be a hater, Jesus loves everyone.

And if that doesn't convince you, remember, Jesus saved Chuck Norris.
by Phil T. from NJ May 14, 2008
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The guy who came and died on the cross to pay the debt of my sins.

Analogy:
In the court...
Judge: Danapal, you have a debt.
Danapal: Yes,I am sorry, it won't happen again.

Jesus walks in and hands the judge the money I owe.

Danapal: Thank you Jesus!
by Danapal July 22, 2005
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Apparantly Jesus saves people like Spider-man.
by Manga (Keelan) July 18, 2006
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The light of the world, the one who came and died on the cross to forgive us of all of our sins. There is a religion based on that, called Christianity.
Jesus is the light of the world. Read John 3:16.
by C.C. December 18, 2004
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Jesus Christ is the son of God according to the Christian faith.
by lucky April 02, 2005
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The man most commonly associated with the christian religion
I love Jesus
by JERKER19 July 17, 2010
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