2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
Miguel: My job and wife were boring me. Time to purge myself and move on.
Miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): Hey! By the way, that wasnt my wife. I put your wife in disguise.
Boss: JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!