Top Definition
Term used to describe my unnaturally large penis. Typically given to a person named Matt. Names also referring to Jesus Monster Cock are White Python and Don Knotts. J.M.C is the accepted abbreviation for Jesus Monster Cock
M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night?

C:*confused* Maybe

M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
by Duck Butter McGee November 15, 2012
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