1. (n.)
A town in North Eastern Pensylvania (NEPA)-- near Scranton, Carbondale, and relatively close to Wilkes Barre.

A town where the people get creepily involved with 'holidays' that involve getting sloshed and carrying weird-looking statues of saints that nobody's heard of up and down hills.
The only other place in the world to hold SAINT UBALDO DAY aside from Gubbio, Italy.

A town where nobody uses proper grammar, and everyone talks like they're retarded.