someone who is so posessed by evil and jealousy they go to incredible lengths to see the envied person experience even an ounce of pain compared to what is their life. They are miserable inside so they try to make everyone else miserable too. They wish they were like you yet try to convince people how bad you are. They want people to dislike you because they are so jealous.
jessica the loser, creepy, weirdo, avoid her!
by youcreepcreepcreeper December 30, 2011
Jessicas are all bitches. End of story.
"Ew, there's that slag Jessica again!"
by LOL guess? December 03, 2011
Are usually quiet slutty , and are known to be easily confused. Jessicas are usually very friendly with just about everyone, some times too friendly. Jessicas can come in any color pale to tan , and are very skinny. People often refer to Jessica in relation to being dumb or slutty.
Steve: Oh my god , Liz was such a hoe last night!
Matt: I know she was pulling a Jessica!

Or

Amy: I'm such a blonde today!
Gabby: Jessica moment!
by Unknown_Source_ 19 August 18, 2010
The sluttiest pisswhore on the planet.

Likes the taste of her own ass while she's sucking it from her master's dick.

Enjoys having her rectum filled with piss and being forced to hold on to it, or receive a severe caning.

Fantasizes about being used by a large room full of men, taking their cocks down her throat while her master brands her ass and thighs.
Choke me on your cock, sir! - Jessica
by bananapyramid January 31, 2011
The biggest two-faced bitch you will ever know. She is gonna take away your friends and fuck your boyfriend. Jessica's usually have a huge ugly face and they like to suck mexican dicks. (this definition does not include Jessie's, just Jessica's)
Dude, that girl is an ugly bitch. She is such a Jessica!
by hihihhihihihihihihihihihihihih November 25, 2010
the name of a major whore who gets with other guys when she is in a relationship. loves to lead guys on and then fuck em over.
guy1: dude i just got fucked over last week...
guy2 : lemme guess, it was jessica wasnt it?
guy1: howd you know!?!
guy2: she was my gf. as of yesterday i dumped her, got with about 15 guys including you when i was with her. fucking whore.
by blink182fan007 August 07, 2011
A female who is always on the hunt for a 12 inch penis or larger, but doesn't prefer it to be an African American penis or a penis from the ginger community.
"She's always looking for a larger size to give her the pink sock." "Damn she's such a Jessica."

Frank: "why don't you just go get laid?"

CoMo: "Because Frank, it's gotta be Jessica size...Duh!"
by FishTacoFrank April 06, 2011

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