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a transvestite prostitute who likes to wear nylons on his head and socks on his dick but only sells on tuesdays and wednesday because his stripper poker parties are on mondays and the rest of the week he is a part time marine biologist.
whore 1: you goin to that poker party?
whore 2: no, man. it's at Jessica Carrillo's.
whore 1: but i thought he was selling today.
whore 2: naa, that's only on tuesdays and wednesdays.
whore 1: oh, ok.
whore 3: i'm not a whore.
whore 1 and 2: WHORE!
by Mike the Genius June 12, 2011

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