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8.
a girl who is so mean that when you pass her in the hall her glare will burn your eyes out. If that doesn't finish you, she'll obviously state at things that she gets 5 seconds later than you did if youre watching something funny.
shes so stupid that if you asked her to get you some medicine for a head ache she'll get your peptobismol.
she is a charlleton on almost every subject there is, and if you say she is wrong, she'll smile and then fart, then blame it on the dog. she is good however, with animals. she doesn't like to wear sports bras because they make her teen tits look small.
jim - hey did you see jessi the other day?

robert - yeah, and now i cant see at all. bitch burnt my eyes out.
by TheAngelsArchitect May 29, 2009
 
1.
The short sexy type. Always on alert. A force only to be reckoned with if you understand her heart. The best friend anyone can possibly have. With curves like a dirt road on a drunk night. Very probable to be the most intriguing person you've ever met. Irresistable to the point of addiction. Any man who comes in contact will quiver, and have no self control to turn the other way. Can stop a heart from beating, and bring the beat back with only her smile. The best wife any man could ever desire. Perfect in every way.
Who is that man's wife?

Idk but by how she looks and acts she must be a jessi.
by lvnghsbndw28 February 05, 2010
 
2.
The female version of of the name Jesse. Can also refer to someone made of awesome.
Hank: "I thought your name was spelled J-e-s-s-e."

Jessi: "Are you calling me a dude, a-hole?" -_-'
by Nowacking July 10, 2008
 
3.
A being, female, made entirely of stardust, always ready to shine, but sometimes burns too brightly only to burst into flame and become dust once again, ready to repeat the process.
"I can't keep my eyes off of that Jessi in the corner there. Do you see how brightly her eyes glow with excitement? How her tinkling little laugh fills the room? How a simple glance your way will stupefy?"

"..Yeah.." (Gazes in the general direction of the Jessi, as is blinded by beauty, but still wants to look on)
by callmeIshmaelplease November 22, 2009
 
4.
A name, technically the female version of James but often mistaken as the female version of Jesse. Can be an abbreviation of Jessie or Jessica. Also--an incredibly amazing girl with the strength of a wildebeest.
When someone accosted Jessi in a dark alley, she beat the heck out of him.
by ajlq June 02, 2009
 
5.
a manly man,very out going, funny. A guy who can fit into any situation from dinner with your parents to a casual lazy day.
The guy you want to hug.
A true mama's boy.
Jesse is hot.

Jessi is my bestie
by mamaboy March 29, 2011
 
6.
a manly man,very out going, funny. A guy who can fit into any situation from dinner with your parents to a casual lazy day.
The guy you want to hug.
A true mama's boy.
Jesse is hot.

Jessi is my bestie
by mamaboy March 29, 2011
 
7.
a name. for male or female
'Meet my new baby girl Jessi'

'Meet my new baby boy Jessi'
by Jessi-Jo April 16, 2008