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Jess Wardname (-0.489)
Noun: A rare breed of ginger. Generally inclined to raw fish and seems to run on its own schedule. Time does not play a value in the Jess Ward's daily brain functions. A Jess Ward is prone to getting into life altering situations. In most cases the Jess Ward has very little tolerance and is always at high risk of "Blacking Out."

Verb: To have very little value of time perception and awareness
(n) "Look at that Jess Ward"
(n) "I totally pulled a Jess Ward last night and made my friends miss the train"

(v) I just Jess Warded, now everyone hates me."
by NickJustine April 29, 2012
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