One of the dumbest shows on MTV. The women are catty bitchy shrews that aren't even attractive, and the guys are all wannabe macho men who suffer from penis envy. Do yourself a favor and watch something else, 'cause this is crap.
I watched about 10 minutes of Jersey shore last night before changing the channel in disgust. What a bunch of crap.
by Metalhead83 October 30, 2011
The worst show on earth. It features a bunch of twenty-something year old loser who are paid to act like mentally handicapped dirt. The basic formula for every episode is sex+drinking+tanning. Every time you watch jersey shore, your IQ will drop by a minimum of 10 points. The show is so dirty and disgusting that even viewing it may result in herpes of the eye. The people on that show make America and New Jersey look bad. One of the worst offenders is a creature, called Snooki. A snooki is an animal with a leather-like appearance and a dangerously high appetite for sex. Its activities include working at a t-shirt shop and passing out in public with a bottle of vodka in its hand. jersey shore is a prime example of how NOT to live. It delivers the message that sex and alcohol are the solutions to everything. I sincerely hope that show gets cancelled.
Kenney: what happened to Kyle? He was a genius just a few weeks ago and now all he does is drool and poop his pants.
Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.
by coolestnerdever June 03, 2012
The reason why the state of New Jersey is now the equivalent of Hell on Earth.
Person 1: You know I'm getting scared.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: It's New Jersey. I think it's envading America with all those shows like Jersey Shore!

Person 2: No way! You're crazy!

Person: I've warned you!!!
by UTaH101 November 01, 2010
A whore-able show on MTV. It is widely criticized for being terrible and having no plot whatsoever. On my T.V guide it is labled as a "reality" show, but I deny this because the only way this could be reality is if every sane person on this Earth with a gun was dead. I say this because any sane person with a gun would either:1-shoot themselves or 2-kill the entire cast of this mediocre-at-best show. This show is the only reason I think it's possible the world might end in 2012 (no god would allow it to continue), or there simply is no god. The show is also widely spoofed as "jersey whore" and is filled with mentally disabled Italian-Americans including a little orange thing named Snooki and a bunch of dumb losers pretending to have talent whilest wearing extreme amounts of "axe" and hair gel.
Pretentious douche-bag- Damn son! I was excited about gellin' up and gettin' ma tan on but "the shore" came on and I had to stop!
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away)

witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?
by ieat TURTLES March 07, 2011
Pretty much the worst show on TV. A gay program about 8 people who are taken to New Jersey in a house that doesn't have any electricity, and full of cameras to stalk them while they live life. Apparently they're so bored they decide to get hammered, and shortly after nailed!

Either that, or it's fake shit! Think about it. It's not reality, or at least it's not anything like the reality from where I hail from. Then again, these poor kids might just be driven so crazy that this is their life, LOL.
This is an unexaggerated scene of Jersey Shore, seriously.

Jwoww: I'm bored.
Snooki: Hey, let's f**k people.
Jwoww: Okay, but first let's get out some drinks.
Snooki: Hey, how about we call the guys down and have a party!
Jwoww: That's good, let's hook up.

5 minutes later...

*Snooki is in bed with 2 guys.*

And next morning...

*Snooki is on the phone with her boyf.

Boyf: You cheated on me, how could you do that?
Snooki: (pregnant, surrounded by plastic cups, white stains all over bed) What are you talking about: I don't remember anything?
by Alex4315 August 28, 2012
NJ's coastline from Sandy Hook to Cape May.
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.

Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.

So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May
The Jersey Shore: Now with less Guido!
by 07079 June 09, 2010
A very clear example of what we must not be, ever.
"That sounded so stupid it would be Jersey Shore appropriate"
by aidden November 11, 2012

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