Strong intelligent woman. She is very funny, kind, and lazy. She is pretty, has a sexy body, and has the best style. She is not slutty. Sometimes she can be really mean but she doesn't mean it most of the time. She can make awkward situations less awkward by saying something extremely sexual and random. She has a quite sick mind but that's why you love her. She has a bubble butt. She is great in bed. She is loyal and gives out the best advice. She is perfect. She will make the best girlfriend,wife, and mom.
"Jersey's a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets."

"Stop eating all my food and get your ass out of my bed, Jersey!"

"She is so damn sexy, she must me a Jersey."

"I will do anything for Jersey to notice me."
by Anadam625 November 01, 2013

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A small Island in the in the British Isles, which stupidly got renamed New Jersey what no american noes about.
Similar to Guernsey, Alderney, Sark and other Channel Islands.

Has great beaches
Warm

Good weather

Never is heard of
guy 1 : Went to Jersey Last weekend .
guy 2 : Never heard of it.
by d-_-b DJ Relax February 27, 2010

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There aren’t any actual guidos (orange gorillas) from the Shore. If you see any at all, they’re fucking bennies from Staten Island.

Most Jerseyans talk like Phillidelphians; only the far northern ones talk like New Yorkers.

It’s Jur-zee, not Joisy, you little shit.

We all do say “cawfee, tawk,” etc. And many say “worter” instead of “wadder”.

We ARE the Garden State. Don’t be an ignorant prick and assume Jersey is full of smog and factories like Newark. The entire South and Central of Jersey are covered in forests, beaches, and farmland.

Taste our tomatoes, corn, and cranberries. They’ll change you.

Jersey drivers are used to jughandles, circles, and tons of exits. We can drive anywhere.

You bet we will hunt you down and call you a “fucking motherfucker” if you cut us off.

Shit’s expensive. A loaf of bread will cost your soul.

We cry heavily-taxed tears. We find comfort in: the Shore, Six Flags Great Adventure, and pizza.

On that note: Jersey pizza is the best pizza. In Seaside, slices are as big as your head (dead serious).

Major fact about Central Jersey: PINEYS EVERYWHERE. Look them up. In short, they’re northern rednecks from the Pine Barrens.

Porkroll, pizza, subs, bagels, Italian Ice, cheese steak, and coffee are the staples of our diet.

WaWa is love. WaWa is life.

A traditional, New Jersey only holiday: Mischief Night. The night before Halloween where we fuck up the town: slash all the tires, egg everything, and toilet paper all kinds of shit. Good times.
Ode to the Garden State:
Oh Jersey, I love thine concrete, graffiti-ed city blocks,

And densely packed suburbs, full of middle-class, football obsessed Italian families,
Your greatness by far outshines your neighboring New York,
Just look at your tons of hilariously sexual-sounding bodies of water: Hackensack, Mullica, Assiscunk, Ballanger, Ho-Ho-Kus, and Sluice,
Love is eating tons of pizza, fried oreos, and Rita's Ice, then riding everything on your wonderful boardwalks and puking the night away,
Those festive Halloween mornings in good ol' Jersey are not complete without walking out on your porch to a street of fucked up cars, smashed windows, and white streamers covering every roof panel of every house,
Dear, sweet Jersey, we will proudly display our "Jersey Girl" stickers on our cars and continue to tailgate New Yorkers until they fuck off in your honor.
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east coast state i'm from, best damn accent we dont FOR FUCKS SAKE SAY JOISIE CUT THAT SHIT OUT YOU MAKE ME WANNA HURT YOU. we love hockey and soccer, i like hockey better but the Devils have gotten worse since scott stevens left. we eat alot of subs, go to the four seasons and if you say soda pop people will look at you like yuh a retard...it's only soda so many people from pittsburg have annoyed me with that. alot of ghetto's, i grew up in an apartment in a bad part of asbury park, but theres alot of nice nighborhoods. i think jughandles (a road curve) only exist in jersey. nobody says new jersey, only people in new jersey say new jersey, everywhere else calls it jersey, it's odd. you can thank new jersey for jersey mikes subs reseraunt. diners overcame fastfood, mostly ran by mexicans and greeks. alot of italians. if your a tourist DONT GO TO NEWERK! unless your new yorker then in dont care what happens to you...i dont particulary care for new yorkers, they come here, act like ASSHOLES, and use our fucking shore...those bitches. theres more i can't think of at the moment, except it costs alot of money to live there and we dont pump our gas, we get mexicans to do it for us. and were not all dicks...just the majority
-where are you from
-new jersey
-so your from joisie
-i will kill you...
by deejaysjoosijays April 16, 2007

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In a hockey fight when you reach around behind an opponent, grab his jersey and pull it up over his head, thereby covering his eyes so you can punch his freakin' lights out.
"Did you see Tie Domi jersey that guy in the Leaf game last night?"
by Big Daddy April 28, 2004

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The original Jersey, an island in the English Channel and what many people call NEW Jersey, which is a state in America. The same thing with York and New York, presumably...
Jersey is an island that's in the English channel. New Jersey is a state in America
by mikebsi June 11, 2013

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Jersey is a state in the northeast united states that gets overly stereotyped. The people talk with pseudo-New York accents, but not everyone is obnoxious or a Guido, as TV makes it out to be. In fact, the guido crowd at seaside heights or belmar, is made up of mostly new yorkers and people from north jersey. Most people in central and southern nj, do not have fake tans and practice "GTL"
New jersey resident at seaside heights 1: Look at all those people with fake tans, they must be from staten island, they are so obnoxious.

New jersey resident at seaside heights 2: Yea i know, but people from out of state think that everyone in jersey is like that... idiots.
by titsmcgeeyawl August 15, 2011

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