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A beautiful island in the English Channel, not a state of the USA. The commander of the British forces during the last attempted invasion of Jersey by the French was given an area of land in America as gift for winning the 'Battle of Jersey'. He named this land 'New Jersey' in honour of the island he fought to protect. Well known for it's occupation during WW2 by the german forces, and famous for it's own breed of cattle and potatoes. Man bieau p'tit Jerri ('My beautiful little Jersey' in Jerriais/Jersey French)
English company: "...and that's £45 including VAT" Jersey resident: "VAT is not chargeable to Jersey, i'll be paying less for that thankyou!" English company: "oh sorry I didn't realise you lived there, how very lucky of you! here, have these goods at a cheaper price" |
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The Best State ever where only the strong survive Yea im from Jersey, I can kick ur ass any day or i can get the mafia to do it for me
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a small but happenin' state on the mid-Atlantic coast, known for good food, good drugs, and people that don't tolerate a whole lot of bullshit. Also, pretty much anything's legal as long as you don't get caught. 1. Don't try and hi-jack a plane with boxcutters if there's anybody from Jersey on board...it probably won't work.
2. Who needs Fear Factor when all you have to do is drive in Jersey and visit places like Newark, East Orange, Trenton, or Camden. 3. When out-of-staters think there's something wrong with you for living amongst such chaos, smile and say, "I feel ya. Not everyone's tough enough to live in Jersey." |
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smells better than NYC AND Philly. Philly smells like armpit & NYC smells like sewage while NJ smells like pink flamboyant roses. =)
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1. LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT I'm from New Jersey. I curse alot. I say "yo".Don't worry about how I tawk.I never had school on Rosh Hashana or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is more than a roll with a hole in the middle. All good nights usually end at a diner, preferably w/ fries. It's a SUB, not a hoagie or worse , a hero, and I wash it down with soda,not POP. And I don't go to the beach - I go down the shore. Its not New York City :it's simply "The City". I judge people by what exit they are off the parkway. I know 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger, and they expect it. I'm from New Jersey , and I FUCKIN LOVE THIS PLACE...
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2.Yeah, I'm from Jersey, have been all my life. I'm gonna give you everything about jersey, the good, the bad, and the ugly. First... New Jersey people are conceited. It's true. We hate everyone else. And we think we are better than everyone else. And we never stop talking about how great jersey is. Then we tell people to "shut the fuck up" when they tell us all we talk about is jersey. I just recently was in the south ... and I can honestly say, that I do think I am better than them. It's not my fault. It's cause I'm from jersey. My friends and I were the rudest, most obnoxious people there. Everyone just stared at us. Then we saw other rude people, and I asked them where they were from. They said jersey. Why are Ne... |
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The best mother fuckin state in the country. If you think you're tough go to Camden or JC, we'll see what's up. Only the strong survive in this state biatch. you ain't shit unless you from Jersey, we don't take nothin' from nobody.
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JERSEY <3 home of the best. best accents. best people. best places. we're so awesome we dont even pump our own gas. if your not from jersey ( meaning you werent born here or you dont live here, so you cant say your from here. and we'll know your not from here when you actually say NEW jersey ) i feel sorry for you.
born and raised in jersey and damn proud of it !! see you down the shore. everyone's jealous of those jersey girls |
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The livest state on the East Coast the heart of the Tri-state area, cats always wanna diss Jersey but
its live out here,and they mad because they stuck out there in Omaha Nebraska Shotout to the Whole 609, 856, 732, 201, 908,973, the whole JERSEY!!!! "where you from ock?"
"Jersey" "oh word damn kid it gets gully out there!" |
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