A particularly cool pseudo-celebrity who lives in Northern New Jersey. He is a part-time super hero, who often combats injustice with even worse injustice. He also is a musician, with connections that range from hardcore bands to broadway singers. You can recognize him by his copious use of the J T hand-sign.
He has since left New Jersey, and is rumoured to have set up shop in the D.C. area.
Hey look, it's Jersey Trash! *flashes the J T sign*