These girls usually have very orange "tans", long greasy and teased hair, long and pointy nails, very bronzed faces, overly arched eyebrows, dark, sparkly, or neon makeup, very skimpy and tight dresses, high boots or heels, lots of bling-y or flashy accessories, very large and jeweled purses, super low and tight shirts, thongs sticking out of their pants, fake boobs,and tons of glitter. These girls are usually very thin or very fat, never in- between. They are usually Italian or have a very large family and enjoy being very close to their families. Jersey Girls typically have high- end cars, very out- there personalities, jobs as hair stylists, makeup artists, or other prissy careers, and very fake- sounding or made-up names or nicknames. Jersey Girls often typically go clubbing, drink a lot and smoke regularly, stay out until the wee morning hours, are uneducated or act as if they are uneducated, hook up with strange and various men, are very bitchy and confrontational, get into and start many vicious catfights, make up odd phrases and abbreviations, take a very long time to get ready, believe they are 'hot' even if they aren't, get very drunk and often forget what happened the night before, and, generally, get along better with men.
Carmella: " I'll come with. My hair needs a touchup, again. And we have to go tanning! My skin is fading from 'Cheeto Blast' to "Burnt Basketball'! I feel like a frickin' scumbag!
Sassy: "I know. I'm running out of bronzer. And someone used all my friggin' hairspray! I need some SBM, stat!"
Carmella: " Yeah! SBM- Shop, Bronze, Manicure! Oh, and did you see that girl SandMan hooked up with last night? What a whore! Like, for real. So disgusting."
Sassy: "You so got that right! I need a drink! What is it, 10 AM? Guess we're startin' late today! Where's the bar?!"
Carmella: 'Oh, don't worry, Sass! I got some beers in my bag."
Sassy: "I fricking love you, C- Cool! Let's get to the salon! We only have 14 hours to get ready before we go out! Noooo!"
Carmella: "You are such a Jersey Girl, Sassy!"
She's the Jersey Girl, and she's one of the Garden State's most enduring icons- a readily identifiable personality, as much a part of America's cultural landscape as that other great Jerseyan, Frank Sinatra.
So who is a Jersey Girl? There's a chance you're one- but residency isn't all it takes. The Girl has a specific character, both in pop culture and in the hearts and minds of Jerseyans.
First there are the surface qualities: A love of an unpretentious good time, and a certain sense of style. Jersey Girls are about attitude. They're about eating pizza, drinking beer, having great hair- and enjoying it all.
She's a girl who enjoys the mall, might wear more makeup than the Ivy League would approve of, and gives some thought to her hair. She's got a mouth on her. She says what she means. And she's got a nice, cheerful laugh. She's spunky and witty, and she handles competition very well. She's got that confidence- everyone from New Jersey has that confidence.
A Jersey Girl is crunchy on the outside, and soft in the center. A Jersey Girl has the tenacity and drive of a New Yorker, but with the beauty of warmth and humility that being from Jersey is all about. Don't mistake her toughness as a lack of refinement. Don't misjudge her sometimes “brash” manners as a lack of 'classiness.' At the center of the crunchy sweet exterior, she is tuned in and knows how and what she's working.
A Jersey Girl doesn't have to have a high-powered career, but whatever work she does, she gives it her all- and she takes care of her family at the same time. The overall makeup, if you will, of a true Jersey Girl: hard-working, family-oriented, spirited, one of a kind. And if you're lucky, she's your wife.
Bottom line, all of them are sexy as hell.”
- excerpted from The Star-Ledger
Has a attitude, which isnt always a bad thing.
DOES NOT say Joisey. Like who the hell made that up. No one in here in Jersey talks like that. New Yorkers are the ones who talk different.
Bottom line, there ain't no other girl in this world like a true blue Jersey Girl.