when your sitting on the crapper dropping a fresh deuce and some girl is sucking you off.
Yo Jeff, after I had some Taco Bell last night I brought home some cum dumpster. When I was sittin on the bowl she started ripping my cap off...It was some Jersey bulldog!
A cheeseburger with a fried egg and brown gravy (and all the rest)
Have you ever had a jersey bulldog? Eggs, burger, cheese, and gravy. Does it get better than that?