See Also: The Good Year Blimp with a southern accent; Vague on eight of the Ten Commandments; Oliver North's bend-over buddy; Proud owner of several Swiss bank accounts; Jerry the Blob; Xenophobe; Persecutor; Book burning money worshiper; First against the wall when the revolution comes.
"It's time for the Old Time Persecution Hour with Jerry Falwell!"
by Carl J. Maltese May 06, 2007
Top Definition
A fucking pig of a human who pretends to care about Christians and Christianity, but really just wants their money to support his lavish lifestyle and to contribute to right-wing, nutjob Republican candidates. Unfortunately, millions of sheeplike Christians buy into his shtick.
Jerry Falwell should have been aborted.
by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 12, 2003
A televangilist who has unknown influence connections to the D.C. crowd for no apparent reason. Frequently puts both feet in mouth while inserting his head up his ass, thus accused of being a secret Yogi. Is a closet Republican who lusts after power and is deeply in love with his own opinions and the sound of his own voice.
Why is that ass Jerry Falwell on Fox news again?
by Bob L July 03, 2003
A religious fundamentalist whose main purpose in life is topoint out people who are diffrent and tell them to go to hell. FUCK YOU JERRY FALWELL!!!!!!!!
Jerry Falwell is a dirty prick.
by Mamao April 04, 2004
A political minister who claims he's "doing God's work" but that idiot dumbfucker hates women, gays/lesbians, abortionists/pro-abortionists, liberals, and anyone who isn't a Christian. He acts like an asshole most of the time and has little respect for others.
Without Jerry Falwell most of the country's problems would disappear.
by weirdgirl June 16, 2003
A terrorist.

Hates blacks, women, homosexuals, and anyone who isn't a "born again" Christian.
Jerry Falwell should be shot repeatedly and left to die.
by camry June 21, 2005
A slick talking low life who pretends that he is of "GOD", but lives a millionaires life style and tries to push his right wing lunacy upon others!
He is good friends of Pat "the Idiot" Robertson! Enough said!
by JCB August 17, 2003
a complete ass who blames everything on women, blacks, gays, etc. he lives in a massive house which i'd probably trty to blow up if there wasn't a huge-ass fence around it. it really sucks that my town has been refered to as "falwell's town."
holy crap, it's a giant white elephant! no, that's just falwell.
by Coward November 20, 2004
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