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A 2 ton mexican hoist used to assist your overweight beaner in the formal act of performing a keg stand.

Also used to hoist mexicans back to their motherland aka Arizona.
Juan's hefty mom is on her way, grab the Jerry Picker to hoist her fat ass up for a keg stand.
by Brian Mahaffey December 10, 2010
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