One really good hand job
Harry: Oh man! She gave me the best jerky last night!

Casey: Oh shut up! You already know I give the best babe!

Daniel: DAMN! Maybe you can give me a jerky too, Casey.
by 3nz0 July 10, 2010
Top Definition
1. The greatest food ever conceived by man. Basically, it is the dehydrated remains of any type of meat, such as cow, deer, turkey, badger, etc.

2. Maddox's favorite food in the universe.
1. "You've never had jerky?! Here, try some. It looks like dried boot leather but it tastes like there was just a flavor party in your mouth."

2. "Anyone that doesn't like beef jerky should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun." -Maddox
by Raimondo March 15, 2005
Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.
Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra
by Gabo, de la Guerra October 18, 2004
the muscle you gain on your lower forearm from jerking someone off
tyrone yo andre have you seen the size of Rashmusha's moms JERKY?
Andre Yeah dawg, i worked her out last week!
Tyrone you be fronting dawg
by diddle waddle May 18, 2010
someone who cannot abstain from sex for more than a few hours, likes sex more than rabbits (taken from my m8 mike)
jerky: could u retype that last message
bish: why?
jerky: white stuff just hit the screen
by Bish the one and only October 10, 2006
Nut. Cum. Jizz. Semen. Sperm. That white stuff that comes out of your penis.

Any questions?
Hey, want some (your name here) jerky???
by soulbrotha06 June 17, 2009
jerky (noun) - another word for the female buttocks.
Dang, did you see all that jerky on Beyonce?
by Enairb September 11, 2007
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