A dance that originated in California
They wear tight ball hugger jeans, but have recently found a solution by making them stretchy. It does still make them look like women because of the fact that they want to look anorexic
All jerkers are automatically byterz and swagga jack moves from other street dances such as bboying, or cwalking.
Their only "original" moves are the reject, spongebob, dipping and their "jerk". Basically going squatting down as if you were on top for the cowgirl position and moving your hips fluidly as if you were having sex to slow music.
Although now they tend to not use their own moves, but are heavily into using kneedrops which they have retardedly labeled as a pindrop.
Jerking now has tried to become fresh by rejecting what they had tried to reject in the first place. They use various moves in c-walk and then going into kneedrop combos while using breakdance moves such as flares,headstand, helicopter (attempts), handstands, inverts, no-hopping airflares and other various moves.
(All moves are performed as attempts and are very shitty. To have a very good example, look at how Justin Bieber breakdances, except a lot slower with more kneedrops!)
Most likely in the future they will rename all of these and perform them half-assedly to make them their own moves.
Their favorite phrase is probably: "I can do that" because of their confidence to be able to be a good partner for guys in prison.
A jerker goes to a circle where people are dancing.
1 of 2 things will happen.
Jerker: Hey dude, I can do that!
(Does some retarded shit in the circle)
Non-Jerker: GTFO byter, you fucking suck.
(Gets burned and owned)
Everyone else: BOO, JERKING IS GAY!! Breakdancing is so much cooler.
Jerker: Hey let's all have a jerk-off
Jerker 2: Oh yeah, let get in on this jerking.
Another "crank that" pandemic that will eventually pass through.
Jerking is where you "jerk" your body wildly like a person having a seizure while standing up that synchronizes with some nonsensical so-called "music".
Apparently, all "jerks" are required by law to wear skinny jeans and they dance around where cars are and then get out of the traffic. (Seriously, can't they even block it or something?)
Are you a jerk?
Yes. I'm a jerk. Let's jerk! Yeah! I'm jerking, man!
What happens when a bboying move, kickstep, goes completely wrong, mutated, dysfunctional, and looks utterly like shit. Apparently a new fad, which we all know will disappear in a few months.more...
*This definition is somewhat compared between jerking and bboying(breakdancing), since we all know that nowadays we have idiots copying real shit off youtube and claiming it as their own "original" move*
CHARACTERISTICS OF A JERKER:
- Most jerkers tend to speak like a person who has had just one week of ESL.
Bboy: "Shit bro, that session we had last night was dope as hell..."
Jerker: "yall niggas jerk? can u do spongebob?"
Bboy: "Wtf are you talking about?"
- Jerkers tend to be African-American decent and are usually seen wearing tight ass pants, which is really fucking ironic since they were the ones making fun of people during the tight-pants-skater fad.
- Jerkers tend to shit their pants a lot. Why the hell do they sag their skin tight pants so much? There has to be a reason behind that!
- A bboy spends months-years mastering basic moves. Jerking is learned in 5 minutes off youtube. Now, how the hell do you call jerking an intricate dance? Yes I know this isn't a characteristic but I just wanted to throw this out
INTERESTING FACTS ...
A dance in Southern Cali, includes reject, jerking, pin drop, etc., also type of music, groups also; New Boys, Rangers, etc.,
We're gunna do a jerking video, and post it on youtube, rate, comment, suscribe
Form of inner-city dance. Slowed form of dancing.
Stanky Leg and Spongebob fall under it!
Man 1:Hey you a jerk?
Man 2: Yeah, I jerk all day and night
Man 3:Jerk, jerk, jerk!
Man 2: Jerking in the club!
Man 1: Huh?
Man 3: What?
All: Jerk Jerk Jerk!
The compilation of four dancing moves happening to a song. The first dance move is called 'The Jerk', in which someone rocks to the right and left while progressively getting lower and twisting their legs. The second dance move is called 'The Reject' and is commonly mistaken for jerking, while jerking is all four of these moves combined. The Reject involves picking up one foot off the ground, hopping forward with the other and falling back onto that foot which was picked up, then repeating this cycle while switching feet and keeping your body in the same place. The third move is called 'The Dip' and only involves bending your knees slightly and possibly moving from side to side. This is a kind of filler move, so you can recover from Rejecting or Jerking and still maintain high swag levels. The fourth and most difficult move is 'The Pin Drop'. To do this you deliberately roll one of your ankles so you begin to fall in that direction, than you catch yourself with your other foot, placed behind your knee on the lead falling leg. Once you have fallen and caught yourself, you can finish the move by standing up and spinning simultaneously to come up to a regular standing position. Many people believe that only African Americans can jerk, but that is not true. Anyone can jerk, they just need to practice and have fun with it.
If you watch the music video 'Teach Me How to Jerk' By Audio Push, you will see many examples of jerking at its greatest.
The act of chewing delicious beef jerkey either being of the teriyaki or peppered flavor.(Like Jesse Brings)
Hey bro, whats up?" "nothing much, just jerking" "oh man, i want some!
The directory containing the finest and highest quality self pleasuring images to stimulate the lonely and isolated soul.
Jon: Can you believe that he has a directory named Jerking?
C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself