Top Definition
1. Getting screwed over.

2. Beatin' the meat.
1. Jimmy: I think I'm going to burn your house down, kill your children, and steal your wife.

Matt: Man, your really jerkin' my johnson right now.

2. Guy: I think I'm gonna go jerk my johnson after watching some porn.
by hockeyinsane44 October 16, 2009

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