jerkey smerf 

when two gay Indian guys have sex

Did you see Kunal and Meetjerkey smerfing??

jerkey smerf by inyourbuttmuthafuckabitch December 21, 2008

Cock Jerkey Elbow 

Much like tennis elbow, however it occurs while jerking a cock.

My friend Tbag had to go to the Dr. for his Cock Jerkey Elbow the Dr said "only way to cure Cock Jerkey elbow is quit Jerking off for 3 weeks," now his girlfriend has Cock Jerkey Elbow.

Cock Jerkey Elbow by tbagmartin May 6, 2010

slurpin jerkey 

verb. to suck on a really old shriveled up wiener

For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?

slurpin jerkey by cornfritter October 26, 2010

Beef Jerkey 

1) Dried out beef with the addition of spices to be consumed
2) Awesomeness made edible

Man 1: "dude pass me some beef jerkey"
Man 2: "Fucking A!"

Beef Jerkey by Aviticus January 20, 2009

Grief jerkey 

grief jerkey is any cooked meat that is eaten during periods of intense greiving over the loss of a loved one. Typically the meat is of the portable variety such as cold cuts, hot dogs, or when doing things properly..sausage. Grief jerkey is well known to be beloved by the Irish, and is typically enjoyed out of the back of an open car trunk in the parking lot of a funeral home after a wake or funeral service.

(overheard at Tone's wake) "Hey Schmitty...grab me another cold one and toss me a piece of grief jerkey while you are at it"

Grief jerkey by tuesdaywine July 10, 2009

Haji Jerkey 

Pieces, remnants, blood, organs, or hunks of flesh remaining from dead insurgents/terrorists in Iraq or Afghanistan. Used avidly to describe dead muj in SVBIED attacks.

The suicide blew himself up into haji jerkey as our convoy padded.

Kill Count - 1 (HIMSELF)

Have fun in Hell, asshole.

Haji Jerkey by Squirell July 3, 2005

turkey jerkey 

when you jerk off a turkey

when a bunch of good ol boys get shit faced and run out of caws to tip they sneak into barns and run a turkey jerkey circle

turkey jerkey by rob n john January 17, 2009