N: One who jerks
V: To sexually please your self
You jerk!
by Bladder Aches November 10, 2003
Someone who drives around in a Vibe with signs on the floor that say "Watch your step", someone who hates canines, someone who is deathly afraid to be seen near an orb, someone who is a pumpkin pie hair cutta freak...
"Erin, the jerk store called...they're runnin' outta you!"
by The questionator April 25, 2007
A slang adjective used to describe someone or something that is almost completely retarded or has no functional value.
There is no way im going to watch the The Grudge 2. The first one was fucking jerk.
by Nick Hanson August 31, 2006
a boy who likes to say "your mom's face" a lot
Dylan you are such a jerk!
by garb master March 18, 2005
a retard who cant stop talking about dildos and his friends wiener
hey have you seen the jerk he owes me ten dollars
by jhh3 January 15, 2009
a fieser of the girl persuasion
The jerk will be joining us tomorrow for chicken wings at b-dubs.
by queerbot May 03, 2004
A gay dance created by black youths to lower their social standing and to renact African tribal rituals. When displayed in public, the dancer thinks he/she is all that, but in reality it makes them look like a fag. It is a mark of social disgrace.
"Dude, did you see that douche dancing during lunch?"

"You mean jerking?"

"Yeah, he's a fag."

"Don't worry, he'll get jumped soon."
by Satan's Little Clown Car December 06, 2009

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