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64.
Someone who drives around in a Vibe with signs on the floor that say "Watch your step", someone who hates canines, someone who is deathly afraid to be seen near an orb, someone who is a pumpkin pie hair cutta freak...
"Erin, the jerk store called...they're runnin' outta you!"
by The questionator April 25, 2007
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A person who takes great joy in being a royal pain in your ass for a reason of any sort.

More at: hilarious, schadenfreude

Notes:

Capitalize and add exclamation point (multiple accepted) for emphasis.

The apostrophe should be mandatory but will be optional and used for special scenarios when the magnitude is too great for a simple capitalization.

Qualifying phrases ("You're such a..." or "You big...") are absolutely unnecessary for this one-word retort. Spacing is also key. Jer'k ALWAYS needs its own line. It's a loner.
When I login to instant messenger and log out in under 4 seconds after dropping a bomb on someone before they can respond, a typical response might be:

I hate when you do that!

jerk!
by RonB June 02, 2005
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44.
JERK is what pre-teens say to mean someone is acting like a huge smart ass asshole

all in all JERK means Junior Educated Rich Kid
Jim;hey tom whats th 411 with today is our schedule a lil sketchy as usual
Tom;well yes our schedule is horable and the 411 is that theres a new kid in school his name Jonny he`s such a JERK
by spongebob luvn kid February 05, 2010
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45.
combindation of a jock and a nerd resulting in u hating and being full of jealousy
dude that dude is a jock and a nerd what a fucking jerk
by TURETS October 25, 2008
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46.
someone whos name contains an s g i r e o
Whoa thats a total jerk
by Bhx2231 September 29, 2011
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47.
Just Embarrassing Retard Kids! Yeah talkin bout the fags in skinny jeans!
Look at that fuckin J.E.R.K. ! I wouldn't be caught hangin out with those that fag! Bboys are WAY more cooler!
by that short dude with muscles June 29, 2010
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48.
1) A person or thing who works at Disney World
2) A female who bothers you to hang out and then does not call
3) A monkey-faced poop head
4) A person that says they do not qualify as a jerk
5) Being or being closely associated to a LSU fan
6) A creature that is allergic to chicken and chicken products
She is such a jerk because she tells you one thing then does another
by pickle breath September 18, 2009
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49.
A person (usually male) who is the very essence of evil. They swear most all the time and have barely any knowledge of the world or of how to behave in public. Rude to people who "are different". Girls are often times crazy over these kinds of people mostly because they think they can change them or that being with them will keep them from being jerks. These guys will make the girl they are with cry and just sit there and watch while the girl's little nerdy friend tried to make her feel better. They get away with all kinds of nonsense and pick on small children by throwing them into the wall for doing the same evil, horrible, wrong things to the jerk's "girlfriend" that he does to her everyday. Bad people.
Jerk- Hey babe, I'm gay just so you know.
Jerk's Girlfriend- *cries*
Jerk- HAHA so yeah man did you see that movie the other day?
Nerdy friend of Jerk's Girlfriend- Are you alright? I told you he was bad news.
Jerk's Girlfriend- *cries some more and makes nerdy friend sad*
10 MINUTES LATER
Jerk's Girlfriend-I still love you even though it's obvious you don't care about me or how I feel.
by Youdon'tneedtoknowmyname June 12, 2009
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