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Someone who drives around in a Vibe with signs on the floor that say "Watch your step", someone who hates canines, someone who is deathly afraid to be seen near an orb, someone who is a pumpkin pie hair cutta freak...
"Erin, the jerk store called...they're runnin' outta you!"
by The questionator April 25, 2007
A person who takes great joy in being a royal pain in your ass for a reason of any sort.

More at: hilarious, schadenfreude


Capitalize and add exclamation point (multiple accepted) for emphasis.

The apostrophe should be mandatory but will be optional and used for special scenarios when the magnitude is too great for a simple capitalization.

Qualifying phrases ("You're such a..." or "You big...") are absolutely unnecessary for this one-word retort. Spacing is also key. Jer'k ALWAYS needs its own line. It's a loner.
When I login to instant messenger and log out in under 4 seconds after dropping a bomb on someone before they can respond, a typical response might be:

I hate when you do that!

by RonB June 02, 2005
A Junior educated rich kid.
Man, that kid is such a jerk. I want to be in his family.
by SomeDudeIDunno2 November 21, 2012
JERK is what pre-teens say to mean someone is acting like a huge smart ass asshole

all in all JERK means Junior Educated Rich Kid
Jim;hey tom whats th 411 with today is our schedule a lil sketchy as usual
Tom;well yes our schedule is horable and the 411 is that theres a new kid in school his name Jonny he`s such a JERK
by spongebob luvn kid February 05, 2010
combindation of a jock and a nerd resulting in u hating and being full of jealousy
dude that dude is a jock and a nerd what a fucking jerk
by TURETS October 25, 2008
someone whos name contains an s g i r e o
Whoa thats a total jerk
by Bhx2231 September 29, 2011
Just Embarrassing Retard Kids! Yeah talkin bout the fags in skinny jeans!
Look at that fuckin J.E.R.K. ! I wouldn't be caught hangin out with those that fag! Bboys are WAY more cooler!
by that short dude with muscles June 29, 2010
1) A person or thing who works at Disney World
2) A female who bothers you to hang out and then does not call
3) A monkey-faced poop head
4) A person that says they do not qualify as a jerk
5) Being or being closely associated to a LSU fan
6) A creature that is allergic to chicken and chicken products
She is such a jerk because she tells you one thing then does another
by pickle breath September 18, 2009