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65.
Someone who drives around in a Vibe with signs on the floor that say "Watch your step", someone who hates canines, someone who is deathly afraid to be seen near an orb, someone who is a pumpkin pie hair cutta freak...
"Erin, the jerk store called...they're runnin' outta you!"
by The questionator April 25, 2007
 
22.
A jerk is a guy who will treat a girl extremely well, until he has her right where he wants her then he drops her like a hot potatoe. and feels nothing. but since the guy is such a jerk, he comes back for more and the girl (being to sweet) takes him back and eventually gets dropped again. Also the jerk normally has very good looks, so it makes it so easy for him to hurt girls. because lets face it all women like a good looking man who will treat them like crap and then come back for more. every girls dream right?
(jerkk):Hey babe lets hang friday?
(Girl): Oh okayy:):)

NEXT DAY
(jerkk): hey babe uhh can we move our date to thursday?
(girl): yeahh sweetie:) why?
(Jerkk): Grandmorthers birthday:)
(girl) awww how sweet okay:)
NEXT DAY
(girl): hey you still up for tomorrow?
(jerkk): maybe..
(girl): what??
(jerkk) idk, i think im busy.
(girl)ohh....okay well whatever..
Three days later.
(jerkk) im sorry babe
(girl) ohhhhh its okay. And BTW i didnt know your grandmother was only 18!??? yeahhh "babe" found out about your little lie..grandmother? more like kegg party with all your friends. Nice. DONT EVER TRY WITH ME AGAIN!
by Honey:) June 18, 2010
 
23.
A derogatory term that can be used in any situation and on anyone or anything.
"Dammit, Dan, you jerk. You say jerk so much that you are supersaturating it into everyday vocabulary so that it will soon lose all meaning."
by blank May 11, 2003
 
24.
a person who is constantly mean, without always having bad intentions
Karen is a big jerk...the only thing she ever does is call me names!
by wenbinbin March 08, 2010
 
25.
Someone who jerks( thedance) usually wears bright skinny jeans a flat bill hat and nikes,vans,supras etc.
John: man those kids are gettin off, the can jerk!!
Bob: yeah fool they be,
Jerks
by xXJsadXx June 28, 2009
 
26.
Junior
Educated
Rich
Kid
Douchebag:Hey,you're C.O.O.L.
Awesome:No,I'm a J.E.R.K.!
by waterdude125 March 14, 2011
 
27.
Jewish-Educated Rich Kid.

An alternative to JAP, for those of us who are sick of being mistaken for racists.
Rebecca wishes she was a J.E.R.K., but her Chanel sunglasses are totally fake.
by Danielle Berger October 16, 2006
 
28.
1. Change in acceleration. Third derivative of a point (x,y) in a function.

2. One who acts in a manner that indicates believed superiority of all those around, esp. in an aggressive or hurtful manner. Usually associated with men, however, can be used to describe women too.
1. You feel jerk as you go from slowly accelerating in your car to accelerating at a higher rate. (note. acceleration is not velocity, it is rate of change of velocity)

2. That jerk just called me a jerk...
by R.Severance October 03, 2010