This is a term to define a chubby/fat person that you may or may not like. Most people would like a jeremy because he is a pacifist who wouldn't hurt anything... except cows or other animals we eat often. Don't count on a jeremy though, their memory is very faulty... especially around food. Food will distract a jeremy from anything, and if you take his food, he will attack you against his pacifist will. So basically this is a term for a pretty happy retard.
1)Did you see that jeremy?
2)You mean that guy eating that cow?
2)Its not even...
1)...Dead yeah I know.

1)Man that jeremy was supposed to bring me those papers.
2)He probably saw a hamburger and forgot you exist for while.
1)I guess imma fire his retard ass.

Did you hear? They have a shit ton of jeremys down at wal-mart.
by Rich Richard Richardson April 08, 2009
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A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.
by Trenton Romulox December 02, 2006
One sexy hunk of man.
Jerbear, I'll love you forever ♥
"Jeremy's mine, bitch. Back off!" :)
by 00RAWR August 09, 2009
1. outright sarcastic but very friendly
2. softhearted
3. compassionate
4. lovable
5. talented in music and arts
Jeremy's humor is sarcastic but you can count on him in helping the poor and the needy.
by loli pop February 02, 2010
also named "mr perfect" he is the sweetest nicest guy ever and he is drop dead gorgeous and sexy and has a very large penis hes great in bed and loves to be rough but at the same time dominated hes an all around amazing guy and the best at baseball and is my boobear<33
"damnnn i wish he was more like jeremy"
by rssprincess January 04, 2010
A champion's champion. Natural born leader. Proud but not arrogant. Loud but not boastful. Intelligent but not demeaning to others. Considerate but not a kiss-ass. Can touch his nose with his tongue & fondle a girl's tonsils while kissing, but knows when to hold his tongue & not speak. Has the patients of a Saint, unless some asshole is tailgating him. Chiseled pecs reminiscent of a Greek Statue. Balls of steel & of course, a nice fat cock!!! Women long to be with him, desiring to feel his powerful hands so delicately & gently caressing their quivering, naked bodies...... most men feel this way too.................
Listen to how much better these famous lines sound when the name Jeremy is inserted:

"...Bond. Jeremy Bond."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Jeremy's."

"Would Jeremy be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"

"Jeremy always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
by badass143 February 06, 2010
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