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The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
by yentruoc January 28, 2014
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Jeremy is one of the most sarcastic people you'll ever meet. He's sensitive at times and a total dick at others. You'll never know how he feels toward you. He's impossible to figure out and it will drive you crazy. He's hilarious without trying and doesn't know it. But he's a good guy so you better hold on to him. He'll come around eventually
Wow! That Jeremy guy is really funny! I'm falling in love already!
by Sarcastic is my middle name August 06, 2014
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A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.
by Trenton Romulox December 02, 2006
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a boy who is very sarcastic but means well. he is afraid of showing his emotions to anybody and keeps things bottled up inside. if you are lucky a jeremy will open up to you, but then will probably close off again soon. he is caring but just wants to be known as the tough guy. and he is obsessed with having sex. he is very attractive and so you cant seem to stay away, even though it is probably best that you do.
I'm so glad that I've gotten to know Jeremy better, but he won't stop trying to get in my pants.
by girlw/experience September 05, 2011
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A champion's champion. Natural born leader. Proud but not arrogant. Loud but not boastful. Intelligent but not demeaning to others. Considerate but not a kiss-ass. Can touch his nose with his tongue & fondle a girl's tonsils while kissing, but knows when to hold his tongue & not speak. Has the patients of a Saint, unless some asshole is tailgating him. Chiseled pecs reminiscent of a Greek Statue. Balls of steel & of course, a nice fat cock!!! Women long to be with him, desiring to feel his powerful hands so delicately & gently caressing their quivering, naked bodies...... most men feel this way too.................
Listen to how much better these famous lines sound when the name Jeremy is inserted:

"...Bond. Jeremy Bond."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Jeremy's."

"Would Jeremy be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"

"Jeremy always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
by badass143 February 06, 2010
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A wonderful, kind guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's tall, muscular, and athletic. He is also sweet and romantic but you have to break through his tough exterior to find out. Jeremy is the best friend you could have because he is the the perfect guy. However, he thinks he isn't good enough for anyone and is oblivious to the girls who like him. But overall, he is amazing.
"I wish Jeremy knew I loved him, he's so perfect"
by 129believe October 07, 2015
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Jeremy is the most amazing guy ever! Jeremy is a tough guy, but he'll turn into a teddy bear for any girl he really loves. He gives the best guys, and loves holding hands, he's shy at first, but will get crazy as you get to know him! He is funny, hot, and has amazing eyes! He will listen to what you have to say and take it to heart, he will understad your problems
And stand by you. :) He is the best boyfriend ever! :) Jeremy will make you the happiest girl in the world, I promise you!
Friend hey, I heard your dating Jeremy!

me yep, I love him <3
friend he's so cute! Are you sure you like him?
me YESH JEREMY IS MINE HE'S THE MOST AMAZING GUY EVER HE IS MORE AWESOME THAN CHUCK NORRIS AND JACKIE CHAN PUT TOGETHER WITH ICE CREAM!
by A person who loves Jeremy April 15, 2013
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