Top Definition
An awkward individual, most likely a mouth-breather, who loves to look at ladies and devise diabolical plans to acquire them as his own. This person most likely giggles like a girl/hyena, is as lovable as a teddy bear, and stands behind you like a creeper and breathes right in your ear.
Jer Jer Binks woke me up this morning by standing over my sleeping body and breathing right in my face.
by PapaRyRy May 22, 2012

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