1: One who does not grasp the concept of caution.
2: One whose success is based purely off relentless aggression and pure luck.
3: One who likes chicken.
4: One whose battle cry consists of their own name.
1: To destroy all hopes of success.
2: To rush headlong into danger without regard to consequences.
3: To satisfy one's own desires at the expense of all around oneself.
Atleast I got chicken!
The Jenkins is traditionally spotted at either Henley or Marlow regatta, and usually wears some sort of hideously coloured striped boating jacket.
Not to be confused with the Made In Chelsea-esque character, Jenkins are far more superior (in their eyes) and are more "quintessentially English".
"I say there Jenkins- you give me that look one more time I might get in my PJs and have a pillow fight with you."
"If Mary or Mel ever find Jenkins, they'll hurl his soon-to-be dead body over a cliff because of the 'All-timers' mispronunciation. Rough goings, but that's thug life for ya."