when a girls jeans fold up and make it look like she has business in her pants OR when a guy's jeans fold up and make it look like he's hard
"Hey Susie.. are you really a man? cuz it looks like you have dick!"
"NO!!!! Thats just my jenis
Jeni is the latin root for SPARKALICIOUS. It's the art of being fabulous, beautiful, and amazingly witty.
"shit-bitch, that girl is a MILF, who is that?"
"Oh, that's Jeni."
Simply one of the greatest things to have in ones life. A girl beyond measure, caring, loving, beautiful, unquestionably unique and much much more. As rare as the most precious mineral, but worth millions of times said mineral.
P.S A huge love for Mini Coopers
Person 1: "Who is that amazing being?"
Lucky guy: "Thats my Jeni"
Some-one (often a girl) who is pretty confident, sarcastic and funny with her own gender but is too shy and ultimately fails when trying to communicate or socialize with the opposite sex, especially attractive ones.
"C'mon go talk to that boy. Don't be such a Jeni."
wadded up socks or other articles of clothing stuffed down the front of your trousers to make it look as though you have a large package.
J: Look at the size of that dude's junk! That's amazing!
S: Nah, it's just a jenis.
The penis of our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
On the third day jenis rose again.
Another name for a bloody period. Especially one that there's so much blood it usually soaks through the chick's pants.
Oh no that chick is having a JENI! You can see the blood all down her pants!