A Jenifer is usually mistaken for an ostrich. When seen, the ostriches can get spooked, and loose control. Often times, their wings flap, teeth grin, snout scrunches, and eyes cross. The best thing to do is not to meet their eyes, but back away slowly. Jenifer's are in the most violent mood when they are hungry. One way, to calm an ostrich is to stroke their earlobes. Jenifers can be great pets, maids, and can prove great jokes. Ostriches and Jenifer's are amazing creatures.
I saw a girl with thick brown hair and a goofy but bubbly smile. her name was Jenifer. Then she growled and I knew for sure that she was an ostrich
by 1direction<3 May 05, 2012